B-Movie Miami Connection Pits Ninjas Against Musicians
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I dunno. This sounds intriguing, but I think my top B-movie schlock film will still always be Starcrash, for three reasons:
- It features David Hasselhoff in his "prime", along with all 7.1 liters-displacement of his 80's hair
- It delivers the line "scan them with our computer waves" in earnest seriousness
- It tries so very very hard, and it actually manages one fairly decent stop-motion "laser sword" fight
But hey, you can never have too much B-movie schlock!
- It features David Hasselhoff in his "prime", along with all 7.1 liters-displacement of his 80's hair
- It delivers the line "scan them with our computer waves" in earnest seriousness
- It tries so very very hard, and it actually manages one fairly decent stop-motion "laser sword" fight
But hey, you can never have too much B-movie schlock!
I think you just inspired a potential B-movie review in the future!The Rogue Wolf said:I dunno. This sounds intriguing, but I think my top B-movie schlock film will still always be Starcrash, for three reasons:
- It features David Hasselhoff in his "prime", along with all 7.1 liters-displacement of his 80's hair
- It delivers the line "scan them with our computer waves" in earnest seriousness
- It tries so very very hard, and it actually manages one fairly decent stop-motion "laser sword" fight
But hey, you can never have too much B-movie schlock!
If you haven't seen "Miami Connection", do whatever you can to see it, it's utterly hysterical. I love "so bad they're good" movies, and it's easily in my top 3.
It's basically got every "awesome 80's" cliché imaginable, just really, really poorly executed. Ninjas, a synth rock-band, cocaine, Miami vice type setting, love affair with martial arts, you name it. Combine it with some of the worst acting and dialogue ever made, not to mention a lead actor who clearly barely speaks a word of English, and you're in for a treat.
Tragically, it was on Netflix instaplay for a while, but seems to have disappeared.
It's basically got every "awesome 80's" cliché imaginable, just really, really poorly executed. Ninjas, a synth rock-band, cocaine, Miami vice type setting, love affair with martial arts, you name it. Combine it with some of the worst acting and dialogue ever made, not to mention a lead actor who clearly barely speaks a word of English, and you're in for a treat.
Tragically, it was on Netflix instaplay for a while, but seems to have disappeared.