#016: The Chosen

The Wooster

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#016: The Chosen

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." - Some old-ass Chinese dude.

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Renegade-pizza

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I love the politically correct version of Hal- I mean First Person Shooter that takes place on an artificial world where differences are not solved through diplomatic talks.

EDIT: Quick question, since each member of their race is part of this religious organization, are they still taxed?
 

sidewinder fang

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Do you think someone should tell Corey and Grey that "The Chosen" is already a taken, they're the evil alien invaders with a cultish tendencies in Firefall.
 

stringtheory

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sidewinder fang said:
Do you think someone should tell Corey and Grey that "The Chosen" is already a taken, they're the evil alien invaders with a cultish tendencies in Firefall.
But do they have a flag?
 

enginieri

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Not only it's a flag, but a WHITE flag, AND has a ICE CREAM CUP in it.... The Galaxy is triple doomed to join their non-traditional blah-blah !!
 

Canadamus Prime

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Noooooooooooo! Their flag is bigger than ours! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
 

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Again, I'm confused as to who they are parodying.

Also, for some reason I actually like Gunnery Sarge's look. He kinda looks cooler than the Chief.
 

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Umm... Erin Delis Alone? I assume that's a typo? (It's in the URL and the tab name.)

Anyway, I think I knew this was coming, but I like the delivery :)
 

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Bob_McMillan said:
Again, I'm confused as to who they are parodying.

Also, for some reason I actually like Gunnery Sarge's look. He kinda looks cooler than the Chief.

...It's... It's a parody of Halo and Master Chief,currently setting up a Capture The Flag scenario.
 

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Erin isn't rolling her eyes in the last panel because she thinks Sarge is dumb, she's rolling her eyes because she's super salty that she was wrong.

Sorry Erin, but you're just gonna have to accept the fact that this world runs on the indisputable rule of flags. Flags rule all, flags are life, the Chosen have the biggest flag, therefore you lose. Suck it.
 

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Lucane said:
Bob_McMillan said:
Again, I'm confused as to who they are parodying.

Also, for some reason I actually like Gunnery Sarge's look. He kinda looks cooler than the Chief.

...It's... It's a parody of Halo and Master Chief,currently setting up a Capture The Flag scenario.
Well, yeah, that part was obvious. But when did having taller flags meaning superiority have anything to do with Halo? Or any video game?
 

Lucane

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Bob_McMillan said:
Lucane said:
Bob_McMillan said:
Again, I'm confused as to who they are parodying.

Also, for some reason I actually like Gunnery Sarge's look. He kinda looks cooler than the Chief.

...It's... It's a parody of Halo and Master Chief,currently setting up a Capture The Flag scenario.
Well, yeah, that part was obvious. But when did having taller flags meaning superiority have anything to do with Halo? Or any video game?
I imagine the next comic or comics will have them tell/make Sarge they should take the enemy flag to prove who owns the place once and for all. Because when you fight in a real war flags don't really matter but in game land normal rules don't apply.
 

stringtheory

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Renegade-pizza said:
EDIT: Quick question, since each member of their race is part of this religious organization, are they still taxed?
I believe they run on 'mandatory donations' rather than 'taxes'.
 

Kenjitsuka

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stringtheory said:
Renegade-pizza said:
EDIT: Quick question, since each member of their race is part of this religious organization, are they still taxed?
I believe the run on 'mandatory donations' rather than 'taxes'.
Lol, good one! :D
 

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I should had known... Whoever puts down the bigger flag in the name of their nation wins by default...

Other than that, I guess it's time to bring in the big guns... again...
 

Mr.Mattress

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I notice this Comic doesn't have a title. I say it should be called "Flag Diplomacy".

Also, I don't know if "Sarge" is calling for the war to end because of their flag's size, or if he think's they're surrendering (It is a White Flag) and thus the war is going to end. It's probably the former since that's what everyone else is saying, but I think the latter would be funnier (Like, they were itching to kill them all and the Aliens chose to surrender instead and the Humans have to abide by the rules of law).