Rejected Critical Miss Punchlines

[The Wooster]

Rejected Critical Miss Punchlines

On going there and staying there.

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[Zhukov]

Can anyone clue me in as to what the first frame is referring to?

 

[nickpy]

Can anyone clue me in as to what the first frame is referring to?

I strongly suspect it is refering to Splatoon.

 

[Covarr]

Revolver Ocelot shouldn't have brought a revolver to a paint ink gun fight.

P.S. Thanks

 

[Jacked Assassin]

The only way Sonic would win an election is if he went up against Rick Lazio....

 

[Me55enger]

I drink Ale, too. But that's thanks to Brewdog for the most part.

 

[soren7550]

Man, this strip was a swing and a miss. A critical miss if you wi- *gets combine harvested*

 

[cynicalsaint1]

*crickets chirping*

 

[CaitSeith]

Oh, man! How much willpower did take you to avoid the third frame and to use this one instead?

Spoiler: A CRITICAL MISS!

A CRITICAL MISS!

They dodged a bullet there.

Ah, nostalgia...

 

[09philj]

I drink Ale, too. But that's thanks to Brewdog for the most part.

To be fair, that treads the line between "beer" and "weapon of mass destruction".

 

[WaspFactory]

I logged on, reset my password, logged on again. just to say

i simply have lost interest, Critical Miss and EDA were the only reasons for logging on to the Escapist. (Yahtzee is a child).

tine to move on i guess.

 

[Tatsuki]

I logged on, reset my password, logged on again. just to say

i simply have lost interest, Critical Miss and EDA were the only reasons for logging on to the Escapist. (Yahtzee is a child).

tine to move on i guess.

Wow, you went to all that trouble to say this isn't worth the trouble? We shall have a moments silence for your loss, a second for every post you made.

Two and three were a bit of a miss but I did chuckle a bit at number 1. Hell you could have even made it a full panel thing, ocelot with the paint crotch and a dead squid child with a bullet in their head on the other.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That is an improper use of farming equipment.

 

[BX3]

I'm sitting aboard a sinking ship... yet I refuse to get off.

I logged on, reset my password, logged on again. just to say

i simply have lost interest, Critical Miss and EDA were the only reasons for logging on to the Escapist. (Yahtzee is a child).

tine to move on i guess.

Wow, you went to all that trouble to say this isn't worth the trouble? We shall have a moments silence for your loss, a second for every post you made.

Pourin' a 40 out fo' mah homie Wasp. He was.... He.. was.... He was
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[Darth_Payn]

Revolver Ocelot shouldn't have brought a revolver to a paint ink gun fight.

P.S. Thanks

That was Ocelot? He didn't look "Western" enough IMO.
OT: In that 2nd panel, who is that about to blow his brains out?

 

[Ed James]

Revolver Ocelot shouldn't have brought a revolver to a paint ink gun fight.

P.S. Thanks

That was Ocelot? He didn't look "Western" enough IMO.
OT: In that 2nd panel, who is that about to blow his brains out?

I thought the first frame had something to do with a peadophile's reaction at someone becoming a squid now. Wouldn't put it past Grey, but I doubt it's that dark

 

[Mikeybb]

Oh, man! How much willpower did take you to avoid the third frame and to use this one instead?

Spoiler: A CRITICAL MISS!

A CRITICAL MISS!

They dodged a bullet there.

Ah, nostalgia...

Yeah.


I remember Chucklefuck and Literally Hitler.
They used to start some thoughtful and insightful threads.

 

[FirebirdXR]

Ok, let's try aiming low;
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Spoiler

Depends on how hard you throw them.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Yeah that's what I'd like to do to all the people on the Internet who think they're Horatio Caine too.

 

[FogHornG36]

"They say that good comedy only punches up." They being feminists/sjws who think they should be the arbiter of comedy.

How many times do you hear a feminist say "Oh i have a great sense of humor, but..."