The cut off makes it sound weird.47_Ronin said:I flinched while reading the last sentence. The grammar is off, isn't it? "is because you become a zombie."
Nile McMorrow said:I much rather the one with the sasquatch.
Wow... That's a better version...WhiteWolfe said:I prefer this version
The tense is off. The present form indicates an ongoing process, then why not use the gerund? If its a recently completed process, go with the present perfect. Simple present makes no sense to me and I was hoping for enlightenment.Nile McMorrow said:The cut off makes it sound weird.
"Lord, you said you'd walk with me always. Why when I need you the most, do you leave me?"
"My child, the reason there is only one set of footprints is because you become a zombie."
Became only really works if the person mentioned was permanently a zombie rather than occasionally.
Not the best retelling of the joke I've heard, I much rather the one with the sasquatch.
Like anyone who liked the show in the beginning he decided to play the telltale series and/or read the comics and not care about the show anymoreDarth_Payn said:Took me a second look to see the zombie shuffle footprints in that last panel, but that was pretty clever.
I guess The Walking Dead's reputation is so bad, not even God Himself wants anything to do with it.