The lesson is, if some Giant Crystal thing wants you to be "Chosen" to go on some ill defined quest and decides to be a dick to the people it supposedly needs to do it's bidding, the thing to do is tell it to go F*** itself?BX3 said:Erin. Pedantically questions crystal. Gets a job that she doesn't want.
FlutterMage. Pedantically questions crystal. Gets a job she's not at all suited for.
What's the lesson?
Final Fantasy 3 starts off sort of like this, but with the rest the Crystals are kinda just "there" to be used as plot tokens for the bad guys to either steal and use or destroy. Crystals haven't really been a part of the Final Fantasy series for a long time, unless you count Bravely Default/Second.gmaverick019 said:which final fantasy starts off this *exact* same way? is it the first one or second one?
What's that? "Thief class"?immortalfrieza said:The lesson is, if some Giant Crystal thing wants you to be "Chosen" to go on some ill defined quest and decides to be a dick to the people it supposedly needs to do it's bidding, the thing to do is tell it to go F*** itself?BX3 said:Erin. Pedantically questions crystal. Gets a job that she doesn't want.
FlutterMage. Pedantically questions crystal. Gets a job she's not at all suited for.
What's the lesson?
I'm in the ballpark at least.
If the Crystal is going to be a dick then it can go do it's own dirty work. Oh! It can't? It has to use once in a millennium "Chosen Ones" to do anything? I guess it better treat them right then.BX3 said:What's that? "Thief class"?immortalfrieza said:The lesson is, if some Giant Crystal thing wants you to be "Chosen" to go on some ill defined quest and decides to be a dick to the people it supposedly needs to do it's bidding, the thing to do is tell it to go F*** itself?BX3 said:Erin. Pedantically questions crystal. Gets a job that she doesn't want.
FlutterMage. Pedantically questions crystal. Gets a job she's not at all suited for.
What's the lesson?
I'm in the ballpark at least.
Well, like, if you insist!
5 also kinda pulls this, except the crystal(all of them, actually) shatters when you reach them and the shards give you the jobs. Because picking up sharp pieces of broken glass gives you superpowers, kids!immortalfrieza said:Final Fantasy 3 starts off sort of like this, but with the rest the Crystals are kinda just "there" to be used as plot tokens for the bad guys to either steal and use or destroy. Crystals haven't really been a part of the Final Fantasy series for a long time, unless you count Bravely Default/Second.gmaverick019 said:which final fantasy starts off this *exact* same way? is it the first one or second one?
Oh crap, mods please merge.
14. Hydaelyn (the crystal) is a huge part of it's story.immortalfrieza said:Final Fantasy 3 starts off sort of like this, but with the rest the Crystals are kinda just "there" to be used as plot tokens for the bad guys to either steal and use or destroy. Crystals haven't really been a part of the Final Fantasy series for a long time, unless you count Bravely Default/Second.gmaverick019 said:which final fantasy starts off this *exact* same way? is it the first one or second one?
Oh crap, mods please merge.
I read it more as "backstory detected > initiate recruitment."Tanis said:The glowing rock is starting to sound like a dick.
Or, IDK, maybe Rose Quartz.
Targeting people at their lowest.
Crystal of Light: Hey, Steve was the one with the list of "which character is good at what". Unfortunately Steve is now 197 cans of Diet Cherry Vanilla Crystal Cola Classic, so excuse me for taking what I can get.Kenjitsuka said:I thought Chosen Ones were like, the best at their stuff?
Guess this Crystal was slumming it and just barged into the first house with a light on.
That way it can get back ASAP to it's own life, which consists of smoking smaller crystals.
Yes, he IS sort of a cannibal...
That is clearly a Figurine of Wondrous Power which can be enlarged and ridden as a mount with the proper command word. Seen HERE in Erin Dies Alone #105: Mighty Steed.LenticularHomicide said:That blue-headed turkey / cassowary doll on Althea's bed. Want.