Zero Punctuation Holiday T-shirt Giveaway

[s0osleepie]

Zero Punctuation Holiday T-shirt Giveaway

[ims_contests= zpholidayimptee hide_legal=1]

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[Kenjitsuka]

Now THIS is exciting!
Imping aint easy, but maybe as a longtime member of the PC Gamer Master Race it'll work out for me!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Worth a shot. I remember entering the last shirt contest and seeing people sport badges after it so I'll give it a try again.

 

[omega 616]

Jeez, somebodies avatar gave me a scare!

The only thing I've ever won was a calculator when I went to up to high school ... my mum did the questions 'cos she loves maths, entered under my name and I won ... so like I was saying, I've never won anything before.

(surely the person who won the maths quiz should be the last person to win a calculator?)

 

[Barbas]

Well, well, well. Far out. This sounds like fun, so count me in!

 

[FPLOON]

...And entered! Now, to wait for the PM that will never come!
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Feels gooooooooooooooooood~....

 

[1981]

Just another person who never wins anything. Yay?

Worth a shot. I remember entering the last shirt contest and seeing people sport badges after it so I'll give it a try again.

So you're saying I could at least get a badge?!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Are the shirt sizes listed anywhere?

 

[flying_whimsy]

Woo, I entered. If I win (which I doubt), I hope I get a good one. I've always been partial to the glorious pc gaming master race shirt. Hard to argue with the imps, though.

This is a lot better than those stupid lockerdome contests that require you to do some advertising for the escapist on social media to enter.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Care?...Year? They don't rhyme, do they? Is this one of those accent things? Like Pearl Jam vocals? I entered, not sure what US size i am, so am guessing a non-flattering "beautifully petite and worryingly weak" shall suffice. Hopes are high!!

 

[Clankenbeard]

Once again, it's that time of year
when we at The Escapist spread holiday cheer.
To YOU, our friends around the globe
delivering 50 (yes, FIFTY) t-shirt upgrades to your wardrobe.
If you like ZP, and we know that you do,
just fill out this form, and the winner might be you!
An imp on your shirt, friends all get jelly
but give us your shirt size, so it won't show your belly!
This holiday poem is cheesy no doubt
but it's over now, so no need to pout.
Naughty or nice, we really don't care,
we wish one and all a happy new year!

I'll enter your contest. Why not win a shirt?
But your poem and pacing both made my brain hurt.
I see this each Christmas and it leaves me vexed.
Two end words that rhyme and a shitload of text
all crammed in between them regardless of time.
There's more to a poem than two words that rhyme.