The Cabin Fever Remake Is This Generation's Gus Van Zant's Psycho

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The Cabin Fever Remake Is This Generation's Gus Van Zant's Psycho


14 years after Eli Roth scared the flesh off of our bones, he's doing it again. Literally.

When Eli Roth unleashed Cabin Fever upon the world back in 2002, a group of horny teenagers retreating to a remote cabin and being slowly consumed by a flesh-eating virus was still a relatively novel concept (relatively). It also made a decent chunk of change [http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=cabinfever.htm] on its shoestring budget and spawned a pair of straight-to-DVD sequels, therefore meeting the minimum criteria to receive the ever-popular remake treatment.

Thusly, we have the trailer for the 2016 version of Cabin Fever, which made its way online yesterday. Replacing the original cast with a group of GAP models and adding literally nothing else, the trailer might represent the absolute nadir of Hollywood originality.

In fact, if you find yourself recognizing entire lines of dialogue from the original Cabin Fever in this trailer, it's only because the remake was shot using the exact same script [http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2014/10/Say-What-CABIN-FEVER-Remake-Announced-Using-Original-Script] from Roth's 2002 original. Essentially, the remake is this generation's Gus Van Zant's Psycho, and even worse, its being brought to us by none other than Roth himself, who is listed as the film's executive producer.

Is this some kind of vanity project by Roth? An artistic statement on the lack of creativity in Hollywood, maybe? Or is it just another blatant cash grab by a once-promising director who hasn't had a bonafide hit in nearly a decade? Why have we grown so comfortable remaking movies that have barely had the time to register in the cultural zeitgeist? WHERE IS PANCAKES [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30CExwoUyVQ]?!! I want answers about this trivial movie remake, and I want them now, dammit!

You know what, f*ck it. Let's all just watch the trailer for the original Cabin Fever below. It's basically the same thing as the trailer above, except slightly more subtle. Talk about a fresh idea!


Source: ScreenJunkies [http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/trailers/cabin-fever-remake-trailer-2016-3001442]

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Kenjitsuka

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I was like "Cabin Fever"? YAY!!!!!
Untill I read the article... now I'm looking sad and rather speechless. :(
 

Darth Rosenberg

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Well, those two trailers make me want to watch The Cabin In The Woods again, so I guess there's that.
 
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...I just...I guh...huh?

OK, now that I've gotten my brain somewhat working, I'll elaborate. WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD WORK? Even the Psycho remake changed something besides the actors involved, by shooting it in color. This...there is no point. If you want to see this movie, you might as well see the original. Hell, they might as well re-release the original to theaters and save the money required to "remake" it.
 

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There were only 3 things I liked about the original "Cabin Fever"

1: Mostly naked Cerina Vincent.
2: Kung-fu fighting "pancakes" kid.
3: "That one's for the Niggers" gag.

This one lacks one of those, and probably the other 2 also. I call lame.
 

09philj

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Eli Roth needs to stop hanging out with Quentin Tarantino, he's a bad influence.
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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What the hell? Merely moments after I found out that Martyrs had been remade as well, this pops up. Is the horror movie business model no longer even on the effort level of shitty production line sequels, but has fallen to just straight up remaking everything? And not even remaking old movies, but films that are barely a decade old? Well, there's no bottom floor in hell I suppose.