Genital Jousting Gets a Pre-Valentine's Day "Date Night" Update

[Lizzy Finnegan]

Genital Jousting Gets a Pre-Valentine's Day "Date Night" Update

Everyone's favorite early access video game about disembodied, flaccid penises and anuses gets a romantic update.

Genital Jousting, "the world's premier penis and butthole game," (I'll go ahead and check that off the list of sentences I never expected to write) has gotten a new update.

In an update on the Steam page [http://steamcommunity.com/games/469820/announcements/detail/539706956862451100], developer Free Lives revealed that the new Date Night update adds six new activities "specifically designed for two players." The new modes will support both local multiplayer and online multiplayer.

"Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update out on Steam today," the post reads.

Other activities that you can see in the trailer for the update include dog walking, slurping spaghetti, and "Netflix and chill"-ing. You can check the trailer out below.


In addition, the game is now 50% off, now only costing $2.49 until February 19.

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[CritialGaming]

I dunno.....This seems like a dick move to me.

 

[Erttheking]

Somewhere George Takei says "Oh my," and he doesn't know why.

 

[Devin Barker]

I have done my fair share of illicit substances... but I dont know that I can handle this... I think my limit still stands at Hatoful Boyfriend.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

It's the sound effects that truly make it fantastic.

 

[BeerTent]

And then there's that moment where the butt-holes on the backs of the penis' kisses.

 

[Parasondox]

I wonder if there is a hard mode.

 

[SmugFrog]

Somewhere George Takei says "Oh my," and he doesn't know why.

I wish his face would just superimpose on the screen with a smile and him saying that if you got a combo or something. If that's possible in the game...?

You people are horrible about your puns and should feel bad, though it has me laughing. I sent the store page link to a friend on Steam last night, I had never heard of the game (or had tried to block it from memory), but it looks both horrible and hilarious. I'd like to see a group of people sitting around playing it and "getting caught" playing it like... uh... yeah.

My friend asked, "Why do you send me crap like this?" and I replied, "It just popped up."