Stolen Pixels #66: The Hero Foretold

[Shamus Young]

Stolen Pixels #66: The Hero Foretold

Fable 2 knows that heroes come in all shapes and sizes. And levels of fashion sense. And personal senses of shame.

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[Eagle Est1986]

Haha, you know, that 'thing' in the last two panels has made me glad that Lionhead only allowed pre-set Heroes to come into your game.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

This is fantastic! This basically highlights everything wrong with Fable 2. Very funny, keep it up!

 

[zoozilla]

My eyes are bleeding all over the keyboard.

Not even soft focus could save my eyes from that horror.

 

[Spinwhiz]

So wrong and soooooo awesome. lol I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.

 

[DaveMc]

I laughed out loud, I'm not just saying that. I'm learning not to drink anything immediately before looking at Stolen Pixels, it's just too risky.

 

[lesterley]

That.

Was.

AWESOME!

I think every game needs a transvestite hero named "Salad Dodger".

Diversity is the key to a better world. Even in a video game.

Leslee

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Hah! Well done Shamus. That was both hilarious and slightly grotesque.

Also, seeing Lucien puts me in mind of a taller adult-looking Ramon Salazar.

 

[johansan]

Very good, I hadn't even thought of that possibility in the game mechanics .

 

[Mistwraithe]

Just have to say awesome work Shamus. One of your best.

 

[Doug]

Hehe, Very good - Ancient prophets tend to be rather tolerant of fashion trends, it seems.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I can't... Stop... Laughing... I haven't laughed this hard since I read that book of garbled english five years ago.

 

[shirin238]

Bloody brilliant ^_^

 

[SSilverB]

Awesome! I literally coiled in horror when I scrolled down I saw that... thing

 

[P1p3s]

must have acid - must wash image from eyes

i think i know someone with that outfit tho - awsome one this week!!

 

[Asparagus Brown]

That sums up my Fable 2 experience surprisingly accurately.

 

[Brokkr]

Very funny. I kept my hero buff and good until I beat the game. At that point, I just turned him into a fat evil guy just to screw around.

 

[likalaruku]

Oh gawd, that 3ed panel was like an unexpected suprise at a New Years' party. Woot!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

i Laughed So hard, this is the best one i have seen, and thats me going from 1- whenever im done