de-rez: Mortal Combat, Part One
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i can no longer count the number of people who have seen my boyfriend's ass on one hand...
can't wait to see part two guys, although i won't pretend the cross-dressing doesn't freak me out slightly!!! :S
can't wait to see part two guys, although i won't pretend the cross-dressing doesn't freak me out slightly!!! :S
Crossdressing is only funny to Brittish people. And also, by extension, Australian people, I suppose. But to us Yanks, its just disturbing.
Pacing is still a little slow, yes, and it's not nearly as good as Resident Evil, but it's on par with Gordon and the News. I miss the Chris Slack reporter accent.
Pacing is still a little slow, yes, and it's not nearly as good as Resident Evil, but it's on par with Gordon and the News. I miss the Chris Slack reporter accent.
1) Original plot "+"
2) "Inventive" costumes (especially the Goro one) "+"
3) No good jokes (I didn't laugh once) "-" x2
4) Sub-Zero doesn't live in Outworld (I won't give a "-" for this, but it does bug me...)
5) Sweet acting with Goro "+"
6) Bad acting with Sub-Zero "-"
All in all, average. Hope you guys pull more off in part two...
2) "Inventive" costumes (especially the Goro one) "+"
3) No good jokes (I didn't laugh once) "-" x2
4) Sub-Zero doesn't live in Outworld (I won't give a "-" for this, but it does bug me...)
5) Sweet acting with Goro "+"
6) Bad acting with Sub-Zero "-"
All in all, average. Hope you guys pull more off in part two...
I don't think I will EVER be able to scrub that image from my brain.
Borat's Mankini was less disturbing...
Borat's Mankini was less disturbing...
No...And anyway, how do you explain American Wrestling?
It was all right. Bit of a step down from Resident Evil and the Half-life episodes, but it was still entertaining.
I dont. Thats a whole lot of 'splanin ta do, and I'm not up to the task. America has alot to answer for, but our wrestling tops the list, right up there with Hiroshima, Nagasaki, American Idol, and Iraq.The_root_of_all_evil said:
Okay, fine, then who DOES find a drag act funny? I thought it was a brittish cultural institution, like witty dialogue, excessive ethnocentrism, and tea.
Mairsil, dear chap, most of us Brits drink coffee for a start. 
Drag acts are found funny, mostly, by Transvestites, Politicians, Grannies, Rugby Players and little more.
And that's usually because they harbour desires to do it.
Drag acts are found funny, mostly, by Transvestites, Politicians, Grannies, Rugby Players and little more.
And that's usually because they harbour desires to do it.
You need some pants.johntherapist said:
... Your picture + your name = Bad, really bad.
Excuse me, are you our new troll, or just creapy as all hell?
I don't really like mortal combat (Havent played it in years dont yell) But funny at parts
Pretty awesome.
Having seen the Mortal Kombat movie, yeah I think thats exactly what Jonny Cage would be doing with his time.
Having seen the Mortal Kombat movie, yeah I think thats exactly what Jonny Cage would be doing with his time.