The Return of the Booth Babes!

[Andy Chalk]

The Return of the Booth Babes!

Booth Babes are back!

Thought to be extinct in the wild since the Great Booth Babe Purge of Ought-Six, Booth Babes have until now been creatures of near-myth, to be studied by schoolchildren and scholars in books and photographs from an earlier, better era. Although specimens have been rumored to exist in the deep wilds of off-site exhibitions, Booth Babes in their natural habitat have been unseen by human eyes for nearly three full years - until today.

Intrepid here [http://www.kotaku.com].


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[laryri]

Hallelujah!

 

[stompy]

... **takes pipe out of mouth** The hunt is on gentlemen. **inserts pipe, takes old fashioned rifle, and leaves**

 

[N-Sef]

Hopefully the new booth babes won't look as bored as the older ones, seriously at least try to have a good time.

But hey, it's good they're back.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Pip! Pip! Off we ride to explore new lands in search of babes.

 

[Fire Daemon]

The Intercooler never looked so hot, wot wot.

Did you see what I did there old chaps. Jolly good joke wot.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

The Intercooler never looked so hot, wot wot.

Did you see what I did there old chaps. Jolly good joke wot.

If only those babes weren't in the way, I could see more of the Intercooler.

 

[Landslide]

Don't get too close. They can only grow naturally in the wild. They don't respond well to being reared in captivity.

 

[Fire Daemon]

Don't get too close. They can only grow naturally in the wild. They don't respond well to being reared in captivity.

The Intercoolers or the babes?

 

[Landslide]

The B... Well, both really. I guess.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

WHat in the devil are we talking about..... aside from hunting...

*Removes .77 calibre Lee Enfield elephant gun from wall hanging.*

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Shhh...be vewy vewy qwiet...I'm huntin' Babes...

 

[Arbre]

Bunch of gaming nerds always using guns.
Try perfume. Try a Lynx vial. It's not terribly expensive and has magical agro powers.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

It's easy enough to take one of them babes out-- if you can manage to lure them out for a picture, hit them with a tranq round.

The hard part is smuggling them out of the convention. The security guard is a very territorial creature.

 

[stompy]

It's easy enough to take one of them babes out-- if you can manage to lure them out for a picture, hit them with a tranq round.

The hard part is smuggling them out of the convention. The security guard is a very territorial creature.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about those creatures gentlemen... they're very docile once you give them something to play with.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

huzzah! Now come gentleman, there is no need for these large caliber rifles. a simple tranq dart will suffice. that way, we can enjoy our sport without endangering the population again.

 

[stompy]

huzzah! Now come gentleman, there is no need for these large caliber rifles. a simple tranq dart will suffice. that way, we can enjoy our sport without endangering the population again.

I do say, you have no right to deny me my god-given right to bear arms. **takes pipe out of mouth** I suppose you'll tell me to donate my money to those wretched orphans that I use to clean my chimney. Preposterous I say!

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

Posh! now i'd never go so far as to suggest actually giving MONEY to those wretches, but a meal or two to keep them from grumbling too terribly much is wise now and then. But back on subject. While i would never suggest that you give up your rifles, i was merely suggesting that you leave them on the gun rack for this particular venture. *places monocle in eye* these booth babes must be preserved for posterity!