A Real-Life Race Across Azeroth

Andy Chalk

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A Real-Life Race Across Azeroth

A couple of guys with way too much time on their hands rigged up a contraption that translates running around in World of Warcraft [http://www.worldofwarcraft.com] to a real-life experience, risking life, limb and dignity in the process.

Aaron and Eli of RL Race Across Azeroth [http://www.manapotions.com]," modifying a pair of treadmills to let them actually experience an in-game run through World of Warcraft. "We've always wondered what it would be like to run the same distance in the real world that we run every day in Warcraft," the pair wrote on their website. "We had been wanting to connect a treadmill to Warcraft and calibrate the speed for a long time. Probably since we started calling Warcraft "RunCraft" because neither of us had mounts."

Unfortunately, it wouldn't be quite that simple. After searching the World of Warcraft forums to determine a "stock character" running speed of 12 MPH [http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=EE6540E8043E8E2EFE53978F55C29413?topicId=4064465721&sid=1], the pair bought two cheap treadmills and wrote a script allowing their speed to be sensed by a mouse. But as it turned out, they were unable to get the mouse to track at much more than four MPH, and so were forced to incorporate bicycle tires, duct tape, mouse pads and another custom script to get the job done.

To ensure the integrity of the science, the pair also donned Warcraft-style costumes, including swords, elf ears and neon-colored wigs, as well as "the cheapest heart monitors [they] could find." They elected to run from the gates of Shadowglen, through Dolanaar to the sentries of Darnassus, using level 1-2 elves to ensure an appropriate risk of attack along the way. They maintained a fairly even running pace, although not without some difficulty. "About three minutes in, my heart rate reached over 205 BPM, and my max is around 195 BPM," Aaron reported. "I had to slow down to a walk because I thought I was going to pass out. Running in WoW is no joke."

The duo also attempted to test other actions commonly engaged in while running in World of Warcraft, with consistently poor results. "Drawing a sword? Fail. Drawing a bow? Fail. Drinking spring water? Choke, and then fail. Eating an apple? Crunch, choke, apple chunks everywhere, fail," they wrote.

Ah, science. You are indeed a cruel mistress. A full report of the wig-wearing "RL Race Across Azeroth," including a video of the whole ugly thing, is available here [http://www.manapotions.com/raceazeroth.html].


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donbueck

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I'm rarely full-out laughing at anything on the interwebs, but that was damn hilarious. Maybe I missed the reason, but why where those treadmills at such an incline? To make connection with the tire?
 

Ronmarru

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This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen...
Was there really a need for the cosplay? And did anyone else think it was odd that both their characters were female? I know you can do whatever you want but aren't you supposed to make your avatar an extension of yourself?
 

NeedAUserName

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I drink strange blue drinks a lot, but thats normally any drink and blue food coloring, its awful
 

Andy Chalk

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Ronmarru post=7.69897.674656 said:
Was there really a need for the cosplay?
I think the cosplay is what makes it work. If they'd just rigged up the treadmills and gone on a run across Azeroth it'd be an interesting, if somewhat geeky, experiment; by dressing up as pink and green-haired elves, they took the thing to a whole new level of appalling awesomeness.
 

stompy

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Malygris post=7.69897.675060 said:
Ronmarru post=7.69897.674656 said:
Was there really a need for the cosplay?
I think the cosplay is what makes it work. If they'd just rigged up the treadmills and gone on a run across Azeroth it'd be an interesting, if somewhat geeky, experiment; by dressing up as pink and green-haired elves, they took the thing to a whole new level of appalling awesomeness.
When I first heard of this, I though they had actually gotten what the characters had worn, trying to truly emulate what the characters had to go through. Unfortunately, it's just a wig and some plastic toys, so it doesn't really add much. Except for the aforementioned appalling awesomeness.