Cooking Mama Responds To PETA

Andy Chalk

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Cooking Mama Responds To PETA


PETA [http://www.cookingmama.com/] that portrayed her as a murderous, blood-thirsty *****, and to my surprise it looks like she's taking the high road.

PETA's game, called unveiled [http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08] earlier in the week, treating gamers to the spectacle of a knife-wielding Cooking Mama who insisted that we beat the crap out of our turkeys before preparing them for the Thanksgiving chow-down. And just because the turkey is dead doesn't mean we should ease up on the bird; Mama, it seems, likes it rough.

Many observers felt that PETA's use of Cooking Mama's likeness and other Majesco [http://www.majescoentertainment.com/] materials would leave it open to a big fat lawsuit, but based on a statement issued today by Cooking Mama and Majesco, it doesn't sound like that's going to happen.

"Food lover and culinary cutie Cooking Mama is a virtual chef who believes that good home cooked food, properly prepared from the best ingredients, can bring people together around the table and make the world a happier place," the statement said. "That's why Mama is taking a stand with oven mitts raised high against the latest PETA objection targeting her freshly released videogame, Wii [http://www.cookingmamaworldkitchen.com/home.php] from Majesco Entertainment Company. Mama wants people to know that World Kitchen includes 51 recipes from around the world, ranging from vegetarian fare like miso soup and rice cakes to international delicacies like ginger pork and octopus dumplings."

Mama herself also spoke up on the matter, pointing out that her latest game includes over 25 vegetarian-friendly recipes. "I would never put rat in my Ratatouille," she said. "Like any accomplished cook, I create my recipes to appeal to a broad range of tastes and preferences. My only goal is to ensure you leave the table well fed." Mama added that she "fully supports the humane treatment of animals."

This is a brilliantly measured response from Majesco, which has managed to simultaneously address the issue, blow off PETA and squeeze out a little more free publicity for Cooking Mama World Kitchen, all while refusing to confer a single drop of legitimacy to what is at its heart a very stupid complaint. Well played, Majesco.


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rougeknife

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*golf clap*

Much as I despise Majesco, PETA just got their arses handed to them on a plater.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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That's funny, really funny, especially since PETA most heinously plopped Majesco's logo right there in the game.
 

Galletea

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That is brilliant. I think majesco just stripped PETA of their well earned controversy.
 

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Damn, high five for Majesco. It's hard to take the high ground in cases like this but this was a genius move. It really shows that PETA is just a lame, immature organisation who can't solve disputes without shrieking at its opponent and kicking them against the shins.

Well played, sirs/madams, well played.
 

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PETA should totally make a game out of this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/23/EDG11DC9BK1.DTL
 

Angron

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lol, wned my cookign mama, does it get any worse thatn that.

well played, and without tading low blows to each other, despite how much i hate cookin mama, they get bonus points for this :)
 

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Kross said:
PETA should totally make a game out of this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/23/EDG11DC9BK1.DTL
That just made me want to break PETA's kneecaps. They're just a couple retarded media whores, and they're not even good at being retarded.
 

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Sennz0r said:
Kross said:
PETA should totally make a game out of this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/23/EDG11DC9BK1.DTL
That just made me want to break PETA's kneecaps. They're just a couple retarded media whores, and they're not even good at being retarded.
Then again, the authour of the piece has admitted to ties to the Discovery Institute [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute]... not exactly a blemish-free pedigree in academia. Though I don't doubt that PETA is thick-headed enough to do exactly these cockamamie things, I'd like some confirmation they did from people who aren't equally guilty of repudiating modern science and honest public discourse.

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Haha! That's even better than a lawsuit I reckon.
The irony of this is delicious (pun not intended) trying to scar Cooking Mama's image and ending up looking bad themselves.
I'm totally getting Cooking Mama when I get a Wii.
Good on 'em.

Kross said:
PETA should totally make a game out of this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/23/EDG11DC9BK1.DTL
Oh wow, this is so delicious and filling, I don't think I can eat anymore of their delectable humiliation.

I would love to see a game of that: You are a PETA member, you have to free animals from a science research lab, for justice! But you get a call saying there's no more room at base, so you need to find ways to kill and dump all the animals before the authorities find out!

PETA Fails, coming soon to the Wii.
 

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SecretTacoNinja said:
Oh wow, this is so delicious and filling, I don't think I can eat anymore of their delectable humiliation.
Scrubs reference? If so, have a cookie :)
 

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I want turkey now much more then I did before playing this. Did it make anyone else hungry?
 

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Sennz0r said:
SecretTacoNinja said:
Oh wow, this is so delicious and filling, I don't think I can eat anymore of their delectable humiliation.
Scrubs reference? If so, have a cookie :)
OOH! I get a cookie?! Yay... but I'm too full...

Scrubs is awesome...
 

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I played the game. If you're really good at killing and maiming the turkey, mama... likes animals? The moral of the story is, cooking animals will make you into a 'good person'. Congratulations, PETA.
Why is it that animal rights activists seem less motivated by a love of animals and more motivated by wanting something to be angry about? I don't mind vegetarians or vegans, but this organisation sickens me.
 

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Kross said:
PETA should totally make a game out of this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/23/EDG11DC9BK1.DTL
Holy crap, is that real? I knew PETA was fringe, but this: "Newkirk also told the New Yorker the world would be a better place without people. She explained why she had herself sterilized: "I am opposed to having children. Having a purebred human baby is like having a purebred dog; it's nothing but vanity, human vanity." "?

Yeah, it's also the only biological possibility. Seriously, what does she want us to do?