Jack Thompson Appeals Disbarment

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Jack Thompson Appeals Disbarment


Disbarred ex-attorney Jack Thompson isn't ready to walk away from the fading memory of his license to practice law just yet, and has therefore appealed his disbarment all the way to the Supreme Court of the United States [http://www.supremecourtus.gov/].

Thompson, who as you should all know by now was GamePolitics [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/86463-Jack-Thompson-Disbarred-UPDATED], also known as a "cert," which is basically an appeal to plead the case before the Supreme Court. The Court Justices vote privately on the writs; any that receive at least four votes proceed to the briefing stage, while all others die on the spot.

The odds of Thompson's appeal being heard are very close to zero; the Supreme Court receives several thousand certs each year, from which a pool of roughly a hundred is selected based on the recommendations of each Justice's clerk. For Thompson, however, the appeal may be less about getting his license back and more about his one last chance to rail against his traditional enemies and the conspiracies he sees gathering against him.

"This disbarment results not from any unethical conduct by petitioner, as such misconduct was never proven for the simple reason that it did not occur," Thompson wrote in his cert. "Rather, the bar complaints were SLAPP actions (strategic litigation against public participation) by the lawyers for the pornographic Grand Theft Auto [http://www.howardstern.com/] videogames."

"The Florida Bar allowed itself to be ensnared in this 'shoot the messenger' assault upon petitioner because of a long-standing regulatory vendetta it ha pursued against petitioner since 1987, which had resulted in the payment of damages by the Florida Bar to petitioner previously," he continued. "This latest installment of The Florida Bar's collaboration with the American entertainment industry resulted in petitioner's disbarment because The Florida Bar prohibited petitioner from introducing any evidence and offering any witnesses at his nine-day bar show trial."

There appears to be nothing new in Thompson's appeal; it's pretty much just a strident rehash of claims he's made previously. But it's also very likely Thompson's last bullet and his final opportunity to sing before anyone who isn't already a member of the choir. A decision on his petition is expected by March 25; you can get your very own copy here [http://media.libsyn.com/media/gamepolitics/JT-SCOTUS-cert-petition.pdf]. (PDF format)


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sirdanrhodes

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New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
 

Seydaman

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sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
aha
 

sunami88

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Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.

Too bad he'll never win. Game's over, Jack.

(Also, I couldn't remember the quote 100% so I grabbed that from IMDb, I could've sworn it was Nick asking Joey, oh well).
 

One Seven One

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sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
don't forget i helped


it's good to see his chances of actualy getting back in are slim to none, if he got back in he would probably just get kicked back out a month later
 

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I hope the Supreme Court decides to listen to Jack Thompson's appeal. It would be so great to see him get shut down by them.


I'll give him this much though, he dosen't give up easily. I wish I had that level of determination.
 

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Jack...you blatantly ignored a Supreme Court Justice and then proceeded to yell at her during your own disbarment hearing. They don't even bother to make it a rule not to do that because no one in their right minds ever would.
 

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gamekid171 said:
sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
don't forget i helped
Yes you did help, you're hiding what remains of his testicles, why did you use the hacksaw anyway?
 

AdjectiveAnimal

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sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
There is no way you'll beat me to Jack

I live in the same city as him.
 

One Seven One

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sirdanrhodes said:
gamekid171 said:
sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
don't forget i helped
Yes you did help, you're hiding what remains of his testicles, why did you use the hacksaw anyway?
my chainsaw was out of gasoline again, that's the 3rd time this week
 

Booze Zombie

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If you insist on violence against Jack, say that marijuana made you do it... that absurd claim would hold more water than "vidja games made me do it".

But, seriously... what is he hoping to achieve? His "crusade" (if you call telling people on the Internet that they're idiots a crusade) was doomed from the start, as was his career in law.

I can only hope the final wisps of his demented pipe dream are blown away, post-haste.
 

sirdanrhodes

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AdjectiveAnimal said:
sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
There is no way you'll beat me to Jack

I live in the same city as him.
I am on the plane now...
 

AdjectiveAnimal

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sirdanrhodes said:
AdjectiveAnimal said:
sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
There is no way you'll beat me to Jack

I live in the same city as him.
I am on the plane now...

I'm already in the car.
 

sirdanrhodes

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AdjectiveAnimal said:
sirdanrhodes said:
AdjectiveAnimal said:
sirdanrhodes said:
New headline for you...

"Sirdanrhodes" kills Jack Thompson, games blamed.

Last night, Jack Thompson was brutally shot 7 times in the testicles by a white male under the alias "Sirdanrhodes". As a unknown video game rights follower, the UN have decided to step in and ban all violent video games. Sirdan had this to say:

"THIS IS WHY HE'S DEAD!!!"

Jack Thompson was revived via CPR, but died at the loss of his manhood.
There is no way you'll beat me to Jack

I live in the same city as him.
I am on the plane now...

I'm already in the car.


Private plane matey, I am going to parachute out and fall through his roof.

Edit:- Everyone, we can all help, go cannibal and eat his corpse.