Dr. Manhattan's Big Blue ... Adventure

[John Funk]

Dr. Manhattan's Big Blue ... Adventure

Been to see Watchmen yet? Had enough of Dr. Manhattan's large, blue Dr. Johnson? No, no you haven't - at least not yet. (Watchmen spoilers, NSFW)

*Video is somewhat NSFW*


If you've seen Watchmen (or read the comic), you'll get the joke right away. If you haven't - and don't mind being spoiled - here's the skinny: Dr. Manhattan, one of the story's characters, goes around naked for most of the movie (and book). Manhattan is a rather large male whose skin glows a neon blue - henceforth, there's quite a lot of big blue ding-dong throughout the film.

Some people apparently feel that Watchmen wasn't wangtacular enough, though - and their video of a retro-style Watchmen game starring Manhattan in the vein of Streets of Rage ... well, let's just say that it serves to remind us that no matter how mediocre [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/5834-Review-Watchmen-The-End-is-Nigh] Watchmen: The End Is Nigh was, it could always be worse.

Really, I think the video says it all. The video says more than enough, actually. Just remember, when you're watching Dr. Manhattan cross laser-schlongs with the similarly-neon Jolly Green Giant, think about it: Somebody actually took the time to animate all of this. Their hard work (rock-hard, perhaps?) is our gain ... well, a kind of gain.

I guess we know who'll be making a guest appearance in the next GTA IV DLC pack, hmm?

(Philadelphia Gaming News Examiner [http://www.examiner.com/x-3974-Philadelphia-Gaming-News-Examiner~y2009m3d18-Watchmen-game])

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[Baby Tea]

That was hilarious.
Funk, thank you for bringing this to our attention. I could totally see Pixar picking this up for next year's summer blockbuster!

 

[Jumplion]

That under peen-sweep move takes the cake.

That. Was. AWESOME!!

 

[mattttherman3]

Damn that was funny, I just love the smurfette thing too, wow, made my day!

 

[Nexus424]

Oh lord that had me gasping for air from laughter. There is no excuse got that. None at all.

 

[Skizle]

hilarious, almost as good as Saterday Morning Watchman

link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
safe for work also

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

That was intensely wrong and intensely funny.

 

[Psychochik]

L.M.A.O

That was SO wrong on so many different levels.... And yet, some how, I manages to be completely hilarious at the same time!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

That was disgusting, yet funny.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

That was random, but kinda funny.

 

[Cid Kain]

the incest play is just hilarious{Saturday Morning Cartoon}

 

[Volucer]

He just needs to pump his weapon and he'd have a pretty good equivalent of a shotgun

 

[cainx10a]

/facepalm
Doctor Manhattan has obviously the most dangerous pelvis trust ever!

 

[Abedeus]

Jesus Christ. Who needs omnipotence when you can enlarge your fireman like that?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I'm a little confused here...why exactly is this, as the Philadelphia source says, not suitable for anyone under 18...Surely sex ed. alone lets you see a wang?

 

[ThaBenMan]

Heheh - "Jolly Green Giant: No, I was just thinking about your mom!" Classic.

It reminds me of Spaceballs - "I see your Schwartz is as long as mine!"

 

[Yog Sothoth]

Dear lord, please make it stop......

 

[ElephantGuts]

That was in fact quite fucking hilarious.

 

[Arrers]

Horrifcly hilarious, and hilariously horrific.

 

[Nexus424]

hilarious, almost as good as Saterday Morning Watchman

link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
safe for work also

That video. Please tell me its a joke. Please