Bacon Sandwich: The Ultimate Hangover Cure

Andy Chalk

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Bacon Sandwich: The Ultimate Hangover Cure


Nothing fixes up a hangover like a big ol' bacon sandwich and that's not just something my mom told me, that's science.

Hangovers are nature's ways of balancing the scales: You had a great time the night before and now you're going to be punished for it. They're funny when they happen to characters in television shows but when they're happening to you, in real life, they're distinctly unfunny, yet despite the best efforts of generations of boozehounds, a proper cure has never been found. Until now.

"Food doesn't soak up the alcohol but it does increase your metabolism helping you deal with the after-effects of over indulgence. So food will often help you feel better," said Elin Roberts of Newcastle University's [http://www.ncl.ac.uk/] Center for Life. But not just any food, no; if you really want to feel better on the morning after the night before, you need a bacon sandwich.

"Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good," she continued. "Binging on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head."

And fortunately for the fuzzy-headed, bacon tastes awesome, unlike, say, a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray. After years of hearing about quarks and gluons and cosmic microwave background radiation and the Higgs boson, isn't it nice to finally see science coming up with something useful?

Source: Telegraph.co.uk [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html]


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Galletea

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Well, I knew it, but it's still good to hear it's official. Then after a bacon sammich, going back to sleep is usually good.
 

CosmicGrenade

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Finally science has come up with something anyone can use :D
I wonder if a sausage sandvich would do the same thing?
 

Doug

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Sandvich also give you power to punch blood out of insy winsy other team
 

scotth266

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Now if only bacon didn't need to be so crunchy... then I would be in heaven.
 

CanadianWolverine

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I should share this though and science helped me find it too:

I don't suffer from hang overs. Ever.

Want to know the secret? No, its not something prudish like don't drink, its quite the opposite actually. For every alcoholic drink I consume, I do one of two things:

1) If it comes with ice cubes, I eat the ice.
2) If it does not come with ice, I drink a glass of water.

Bingo, no hang overs. Though I do have to piss like crazy, but I think that is a far better trade off to the massive headaches. And its why you are getting those headaches is why the water drinking prevents it, you are basicly dehydrating your body when you drink alcohol. So, now I get the wonderful booze buzz with none of the nasty after affects.

So, wouldn't you say that not having the hangover in the first place is the ultimate cure? Hopefully this helps my fellow gamers out.
 

Meanmoose

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CanadianWolverine said:
I should share this though and science helped me find it too:

I don't suffer from hang overs. Ever.

Want to know the secret? No, its not something prudish like don't drink, its quite the opposite actually. For every alcoholic drink I consume, I do one of two things:

1) If it comes with ice cubes, I eat the ice.
2) If it does not come with ice, I drink a glass of water.

Bingo, no hang overs. Though I do have to piss like crazy, but I think that is a far better trade off to the massive headaches. And its why you are getting those headaches is why the water drinking prevents it, you are basicly dehydrating your body when you drink alcohol. So, now I get the wonderful booze buzz with none of the nasty after affects.

So, wouldn't you say that not having the hangover in the first place is the ultimate cure? Hopefully this helps my fellow gamers out.
Dont you need much larger amounts of alcohol of you do that? The prizes on alchohol in my country is crazy high. (Norway)
 

teletran3

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What isn't bacon good for? High intensity blow torches, cures for hangovers. What's next?
 

Lukeje

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teletran3 said:
What isn't bacon good for? High intensity blow torches, cures for hangovers. What's next?
"Bacon actually the cancer cure everyone was looking for."? Well here's hoping...

Anyway... yay bacon!
 

roekenny

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Why I never get that hungover as eat a bowl of cereal before go to soak it up then get home have the bacon sandwich before going to bed so does it's magic before wake up :D
 

Hamster at Dawn

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Bacon sandwiches are god-like. I knew that before I read this but now I realise they even have magical healing properties. I think that promotes them from god-like to an actual god. All hail the bacon!