#161: Elements of Crystals

[The Wooster]

#161: Elements of Crystals

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[TelosSupreme]

See, Rad's not dumb. He can just be naive sometimes.

Also, is this a chaos emerald joke or a Crash crystals joke?

 

[JCAll]

My cat "collected crystals" once, and had to spend a week at the vet.
I hope they don't have to pee the crystals out when this is over.

 

[hittite]

Fluttershy seems strangely unhorrified by this development.

 

[Xman490]

You lost me at "filter out the water". I can accept telepathic mind control a la Ultron, but bodies need water for structural integrity.

 

[linkblade91]

You lost me at "filter out the water". I can accept telepathic mind control a la Ultron, but bodies need water for structural integrity.

I think Rad meant "filter out the water" from the crystal soda. The body takes the water in, leaving the crystal behind to reform.

 

[gact]

*cough* meth *cough*

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

I find the lack of Erin in this strip unsettling. Guess they're keeping us in the dark regarding her fate.

 

[LenticularHomicide]

Althea looks...disturbingly pleased in the third panel at this turn of events.

 

[Jaeger_CDN]

*cough* meth *cough*

That or kidney stones

 

[Rect Pola]

Because it's always crystals.

 

[Somebloke]

Most literal case of "infiltration" to date.

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

i wonder if sonic is an expert on wedding/cock rings or mario is an economist/drug dealer

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

...Welp, time to go punch god.

 

[Borty The Bort]

Noticed that the CEO-Dude Maguffin isn't a zombie right now, guess he figures crystals clog the arteries.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

And all this was part of their master plan to take over the world.

 

[truckspond]

Most adorable exposition dump ever!

 

[Darth_Payn]

Althea looks...disturbingly pleased in the third panel at this turn of events.

Yeah, shouldn't she look more, I dunno, horrified?
And I thought collecting Crystals was Crash Bandicoot's thing. I remember Sonic going after rings and Chaos Emeralds.

 

[Rebel_Raven]

Spoiler: The Soda will be released into the market ensuring Complete... Global... Supersaturation!

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[demoman_chaos]

I find the lack of Erin in this strip unsettling. Guess they're keeping us in the dark regarding her fate.

I was going to mention the fact that she just so happens to be out of shot and has been shown to have drank some of the soda.....
She gonna get turned