Serious Sam Voice Actor Offers Seriously Cheap Voice Acting
John J. Dick has a problem. He's got a lot of bills to pay. It turns out that being a world-famous videogame voice actor (with a side gig as a Dallas strip club DJ) doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. He's buried in debt, he's desperate and he's ready to make a deal. A deal for "super budget discount voice acting!"
It works like this: For one dollar per word, Dick will put his voice to whatever you want. Just send him the text and he'll send you a recording. He's even willing to negotiate the price, if $1 per word is somehow too expensive for you. Best of all, his "cheap-ass voice acting" is available to anyone.
But act quickly, because this is a time-limited offer. "I'm only willing to whore myself out at these discount rates until I dig myself out of debt," Dick wrote on his blog at violencemedia.com [http://www.violencemedia.com/]. "This service is not only limited to game designers, movie producers and content creators. I would also love to help you set up a kick ass voicemail message, or maybe add some snappy dialogue to your home movies. Hell, maybe even a tranquil subliminal message to play while you sleep. Sky's the limit."
The only restriction, he said, is that he reserves the right not to "do" the Serious Sam persona. "Croteam [http://www.croteam.com/] and the Serious Sam franchise have been very good to me," he wrote. "I'm not going to do anything that would compromise my relationship with them."
Professional voice acting at a buck a word and a chance to help out the guy who gave a voice to Serious Sam? How can you go wrong?
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Need some voice acting on the cheap? The man behind the gravelly tones of Serious Sam [http://www.serioussam.com/] is offering to put his voice to any text you want and he'll do it for just a buck a word.John J. Dick has a problem. He's got a lot of bills to pay. It turns out that being a world-famous videogame voice actor (with a side gig as a Dallas strip club DJ) doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. He's buried in debt, he's desperate and he's ready to make a deal. A deal for "super budget discount voice acting!"
It works like this: For one dollar per word, Dick will put his voice to whatever you want. Just send him the text and he'll send you a recording. He's even willing to negotiate the price, if $1 per word is somehow too expensive for you. Best of all, his "cheap-ass voice acting" is available to anyone.
But act quickly, because this is a time-limited offer. "I'm only willing to whore myself out at these discount rates until I dig myself out of debt," Dick wrote on his blog at violencemedia.com [http://www.violencemedia.com/]. "This service is not only limited to game designers, movie producers and content creators. I would also love to help you set up a kick ass voicemail message, or maybe add some snappy dialogue to your home movies. Hell, maybe even a tranquil subliminal message to play while you sleep. Sky's the limit."
The only restriction, he said, is that he reserves the right not to "do" the Serious Sam persona. "Croteam [http://www.croteam.com/] and the Serious Sam franchise have been very good to me," he wrote. "I'm not going to do anything that would compromise my relationship with them."
Professional voice acting at a buck a word and a chance to help out the guy who gave a voice to Serious Sam? How can you go wrong?
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