16th Century Europe Envisioned the Rocket Cat

Grimbold

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Just in case anyone wonders, what it is saying:
"To set fire on a castle with a cat.

To make bullets which run and burn.

Take five parts calcium nitrate, two parts[...]"


Venku628 said:
Awww as a german i really must say... its called Feuer Buch not Feuer Buech
Back in the 16th century it wasn't. The two vowels in Buech have turned into a long u in standard German. In some dialects they are still present.
 

Quaxar

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J Tyran said:
RevRaptor said:
J Tyran said:
I remember reading about how the Soviet bomb dog in WWII worked, worked too well. They trained the poor dogs to run up to tanks, during the training the Russians naturally used their own tanks as they had them around. When they tried to use them in battle the dogs ran towards the tanks just as they had been trained, except they had been trained to run up to Soviet tanks and completely ignored the German ones.

Not sure how accurate it is but its epic ironic justice if it was.
While that did happen occasionally the main problem was the dogs were trained with tanks that were not running, the noise of a moving tank sacred the crap outa them and they usually made a bee ling straight towards Russian infantry, Then there was a mad scramble to de-fuse the dog before the detonator rod got caught on anything and blew them all up. As the infantry was normally hiding in rubble and ruined buildings things could get very chaotic. :)
Daft idea from the start really, thats just in practical terms and not counting animal welfare. There where loads of wacky ideas involving animals in WWII, like these bat bombs. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb] The idea was to drop a large bomb casing with a parachute attached and filled with bats onto Japanese cities, each bat had a small time delayed incendiary device strapped to it. The bats would then escape the casing and go and find somewhere to roost, hopefully inside the wooden roofs of the buildings where the incendiary would later go off and set fire to the building.
Oh please... <url=http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/Chicken_Nuclear.htm>chicken-supported nuclear landmines is where it's all at.
 

bificommander

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Animal cruelty aside, aren't cats the proverbial example of 'can't be controled or herded'? What possible use would strapping a bomb on a cat be, given that there is a better than even chance the cat will just blow your troops up instead?
 

Not G. Ivingname

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With 16th centuries inconsistencies in metal working, and the fact the only propellent they could use was gun powder, your less likely to have a cat rocket and more likely to have a cat bomb.
 

Darks63

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Not really their original idea considering the mongols did something similar to burn down a Chinese city that they were besieging in the 1200s.
 

KDR_11k

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The basic idea is one of two: Either you take a cat that belongs to the fort you're besieging (the font is hard to read but I think it says "to set a castle on fire with its own cats") which will run home and thus carry the fire there or to launch burning cats via catapult so they get hurt badly and crawl into hiding spaces where the fire cannot be extinguished easily.

Or just launch whatever dead animals you have at hand in the hope of spreading disease.
 

The Great JT

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16th Century Europe: Ahead of the curve when it comes to the vision of the future or crazy? YOU MAKE THE CALL.

They were ahead of the curve, you silly person!
 

geldonyetich

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I can't see how using a cat as a means of guiding rockets would be terribly effective. They're somewhat independent creatures whose unpredictable behavior is as likely to point the rocket at you as the enemy! Still, I suppose it's not the cruelest thing that's been done to cats over the years, when I consider the 1950s solution to unwanted cat litters...