David Jaffe Bans Himself From the Internet

Keane Ng

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David Jaffe Bans Himself From the Internet



Outspoken game designer David Jaffe is trying to teach himself that on the internet, silence is golden. So he's going to see if he can "just shut the f**k up" for the next six months, and he's even willing to make a wager on it.

When David Jaffe says something, he typically does it in the loudest way. Caps Lock pressed down so hard there's a fingertip groove in the key, expletives soaring across the internet, Twitter used in exactly the opposite way it's meant to be. 140 characters? Not enough for David Jaffe.

As it turns out, when David Jaffe decides to keep his mouth shut, he still can't help but be outspoken about it. Jaffe has effectively banned himself from the internet in an attempt to teach himself the lesson that we all have to come to terms with eventually, no matter how wrong everybody else online is: it's just not worth it.

"One day I will learn that it's just not worth saying a damn thing," Jaffe wrote [http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17351621&postcount=644] on popular message board NeoGAF. "Which really- to be fair- is the smart way I should be doing things. Let's make a deal Neogaf...right here, right now. Let's see if I can JUST SHUT THE F**K UP for the next 6 months."

So Jaffe has suspended his Twitter account and his his take on Sarah Palin [https://www.blogger.com/blogin.g?blogspotURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcriminalcrackdown.blogspot.com%2F&pli=1], an oldie but a goodie.

And the thing about Jaffe is that he knows how outrageous he is and how outrageous he can be. So he knows that doing this whole Six Months of STFU thing, as I'm calling it, won't be easy for him. Therefore, he's instituting a wager. If he breaks his promise of not voicing his opinion on anything other than the game he's currently developing and you manage to be one of the first three people to call him out on it, well, he'll give you a free copy of his game. A free game, for telling a game developer that he's talking too much about something that's not his game. I'm not sure who to cheer for here.


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cleverlymadeup

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well at least he's stepping down from a bit, now if they could only get Peter Molyneux to do that about the features in his games and such

i say he won't be able to do it
 

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I feel that it's absolutely necessary to quote xkcd on this.

<img=xkcd>http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/addiction.png

I wish the man the best of luck.
 

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He'll be held to that, I guarantee it.

Seriously though, that's what I liked about Jaffe, he's such a foul mouthed say-exactly-what-he-thinks-only-more-offensive kinda guy, it's really no surprise he came up with God Of War.
 

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Oh, that kind of wager. I was about to run down to my loan shark and tell him about a sure thing....
 

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bodyklok said:
He'll be held to that, I guarantee it.

Seriously though, that's what I liked about Jaffe, he's such a foul mouthed say-exactly-what-he-thinks-only-more-offensive kinda guy, it's really no surprise he came up with God Of War.
Too true.
 

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Keane Ng said:
Jaffe has effectively banned himself from the internet in an attempt to teach himself the lesson that we all have to come to terms with eventually, no matter how wrong everybody else online is: it's just not worth it.
And why does he have to abstain from the internet to do that? Was dictating to other people all he did online?

Kinda hopeless I think...the guy has to give up on the internet entirely just to keep his mouth shut? Thats like becoming a recluse in your home so you will learn to not argue with people in real life...
 

SimuLord

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A pretty good definition of a narcissist is someone who loudly trumpets shutting up. Jaffe needs the services of a psychologist, possibly R. Lee Ermey.
 

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Well, I'm personally hoping that he can pull it off. Too bad I have no idea who he is nor do I particularily care (yeah yeah I know about GoW. Good for him).
SimuLord said:
Jaffe needs the services of a psychologist, possibly R. Lee Ermey.
Do you mean Ermey as the actor or Ermey playing Hartman from Full Metal Jacket?
 

SimuLord

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AvsJoe said:
Do you mean Ermey as the actor or Ermey playing Hartman from Full Metal Jacket?
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?! DID YOUR PARENTS NOT LOVE YOU ENOUGH WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?!

...what does it say about me that I consider the first half of FMJ to be a comedy?
 

Sixties Spidey

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Awesome. But I highly doubt it will prevent him from acting like a fucking 5 year old on his blogs after that.