Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra

John Funk

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Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra



Have you found that there's simply not enough "tactile feedback" in your porn games? Japanese adult game Huge Breast Fantasy aims to remedy that, coming bundled with two giant squeezable breasts and a G-cup bra.

I, uh.

Yeah. I'm kind of finding myself at a loss for words, here. At first, I was wondering if perhaps the pair of squishable "oppai balls" (oppai, of course, being the Japanese word for "titties") were included as an optional control method. You know - plug them in to your computer via USB, squeeze them, watch the in-game girl react to your lascivious groping.

But no, as near as I can tell, the oppai balls have nothing to do with the actual game. They aren't part of the interface, they're just part of a special bundle for Huge Breast Fantasy for those who feel that the simulated touch of synthetic human flesh is worth ¥11,000 (US$123). Even more perplexing is the fact that the included G-cup bra seems to suggest that these are meant to be worn. Presumably by the player themselves.

I guess that's an entirely different kind of "Huge Breast Fantasy," to be fair.

I bet this game was secretly made by Team Ninja.

(Kotaku [http://www.waffle1999.com/game/33titi/f_special02.html])

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mokes310

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Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.

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Apologies if I offended anyone.

I was merely trying to make humorous comment in relation to the plethora of sex related interactive media that's published in Japan. Not meaning to be inflamatory in any way.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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I just had to laugh at the name.
and the idea.
it's not even a controller add-on!
ugghhhh... I really don't know what to say.
they're... inventive?
 

Flushfacker

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Damn, now I have to choose between this and the night vision goggles bundled with MW2. Curse you overly enticing and yet oh so pointless bundles!
 

Amnestic

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mokes310 said:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new high.
Fixed. That's hilariously awesome. Especially that they come with a bra suggesting players should effectively cross dress.

This shit wouldn't even go near the shelves in the West. And that makes me laugh, heartily.
 

DrunkWithPower

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Gahhhhhh.... what to say.... what to say. Ummmmm, Japan is being creative and ummmm. OH COME ON JAPAN!!! Actually, is this related to the sex box in any way, shape, or form? If not, I'm sickened... if yes, well that's quite alright.
 

Ryuk2

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One of many reasons to not like Japanese people. Come on! Who would buy this stuff? Are they crazy? In that picture you can see someone actually wearing it. That's just sick!
Origin Of Resistance said:
So, next I bet there will be one for the female gamers too?

Japan. What will they come up with next?
A penis controller. The ''joy'' stick that can be attached to female (Japanese) gamers. Wait. I think that has been already made... nevermind.
 

cleverlymadeup

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CantFaketheFunk said:
I, uh ... will be in my room for a bit ...
there fixed that up for you :)

yeah the Japanese have always had a knack for odd bundles and such. that's a pretty tame one, especially for porn games
 

randommaster

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mokes310 said:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.
Dude, you're about ten years late to the party. At this point, it's kind of expected. If Japan doesn't make crazy porn that made you lose faith in humanity then we'd have to lose that afaith by some other means which would include some massive death toll.
 

randommaster

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Amnestic said:
mokes310 said:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new high.
Fixed. That's hilariously awesome. Especially that they come with a bra suggesting players should effectively cross dress.

This shit wouldn't even go near the shelves in the West. And that makes me laugh, heartily.
I wouldn't put it past the makers of this game to suggest that the owner of the fake breasts ask someone else to wear them.