"Toy" Robot Outfitted With Endless Weaponry

Tom Goldman

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"Toy" Robot Outfitted With Endless Weaponry


Robots are becoming more overt in their war against humanity, now uploading an official training video to YouTube.

The i-SOBOT [http://www.isobotrobot.com/eng/index.html] is a small bipedal robot that could be on the front lines of the impending battle between the robot hordes and small contingency of human rebels still alive. The toasters have evidently been working on weaponizing themselves, as we can see in this latest training video that they were arrogant enough to show off to the world.

These weapons appear to still be in their test phases, but that doesn't make them any less terrifying. The i-SOBOT has not only learned to use rudimentary weapons such as the bow and arrow, but also more devastating pieces of machinery like the Gatling gun. This does not bode well for humanity's last stand.

They've even started to train in the ways of the ninja, throwing shuriken with deadly accuracy. Robots are one thing, but robot ninjas are a whole different bag of deadly. Combined with the net guns that will capture all of our dinosaurs, missiles that can destroy tanks, surface to air missiles, and the effective but somewhat stealthy rocket punch, it's time to start rethinking our mechanical enemies. Some would say the i-SOBOT is a mere toy designed for fun, but I don't know how we can take that chance. No, not after what happened last time...

(Via: Gizmodo [http://gizmodo.com/5432254/weaponized-i+sobot-mini-humanoid-robot-tries-to-murder-your-other-toys])

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Amnestic

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Well, that's it. Packing my bags and giving up on humanity. I'm siding with the robots. They're the clear winners in this little tit-for-tat.
 

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Jul 25, 2009
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But can it LOVE.

Someone had to belittle the awesomeness of this eventually.
 

AngloDoom

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Well, I'm going to go donate my body to become the first cyborg/geth-type creature. We're just not advanced enough to compete with medieval-jedi-ninja-robots. They've learned to make improvised weaponry...

They're advancing faster than we could have dared believe!
 

Kollega

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For the last time - robot army is one thing, an AI is another thing entirely. And this joke is not funny anymore.
 

The_ModeRazor

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That was not a warhammer, that was a FLAIL.
Blasphemy!
Other than that, you are doomed.
Me, I'm just finishing up my Daishi.
 

AlexWinter

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Ok this is getting serious now. I agree with Kollega this is getting out of hand, there needs to be like, some laws made or something to stop these toys totally messing our shit up.
 

The Austin

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Since when is giving robots weapons a good idea? I mean, God damn!

I used to think that the zombies were going to attack first, but now I'm one step closer to believing the robots are going to strike first.