Reliable Source: Twilight of the Apocalypse

[Marion Cox]

Reliable Source: Twilight of the Apocalypse

Marion learns discovers that in the future, we all sparkle.

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[Insert Comedy Here]

I love being absolutely tired. Makes funny stuff like this that much more funnier.

 

[Daymo]

Amazing, so funny, this is only the third reliable source I've read but to me it's easily the funniest feature on the escapist.

 

[Sparrow]

Well. I think it's fair to say I came away from that a little more confused, and yet a little more informed.

 

[Spacelord]

I'm sure this was supposed to be funny. Then why do I feel so terrified? :|

 

[Void(null)]

That was almost Gonzo. However you need more vitriol and insight in your imagery.

 

[Earthbound]

Level 99 Druid Hunter...ha. When Burning Wrath of the Cataclysm came out two years ago, everyone leveled their beast mastery shamanlocks to 105. The article's outdated.

Also, the beginning was absolutely brilliant.

 

[Therumancer]

All that conspiricy stuff about games in the 1980s and not one referance to Polybius? For shame!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_(game)

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I have a feeling this is even funnier when you high. But then, anything with wacky backy in it is even funnier when your high.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

*Loads silver bullet into magazine*
When do we kill Twilight the Vampire and New Moon the Werewolf?

 

[BillyShakes]

Is it wrong to have read the entire article, and the entire time wonder how he was getting home?

 

[AgentChunk]

All that conspiricy stuff about games in the 1980s and not one referance to Polybius? For shame!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_(game)

Ahh now I get that joke from doomsday arcade.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Wow... that article was, to say the least, horrifying. god damn i hope this doesnt happen.

 

[Jared]

Is it wrong to have read the entire article, and the entire time wonder how he was getting home?

No, no its not lol

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

After reading that article I have become very hungry for some reason.

 

[Zildjin81]

These are great, writing's great, humor's great...

Love 'em

 

[Snowalker]

After reading that article I have become very hungry for some reason.

Wait... Me too.. I think there is something bigger at work here.

 

[effilctar]

I actually believed every word until it started with the whole game apocolypse.

 

[feather240]

I love being absolutely tired. Makes funny stuff like this that much more funnier.

To me it makes everything feel deader.

 

[silentsentinel]

I always cheated on adventure books too. I didn't feel bad, seeing as it was all up to luck anyway.