Australian "Porn Banker" Keeps His Job

Andy Chalk

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Australian "Porn Banker" Keeps His Job

The hapless Australian banker who was caught looking at racy photos on national television earlier this week is going to keep his job, thanks in part to an internet campaign and the support of the model herself.

Remember that guy? A few days ago, an employee at Macquarie Bank in Australia with some spectacularly bad timing was Miranda Kerr [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/97971-Banker-Busted-Looking-at-Porn-on-National-TV] on live, national television. Any chance of blaming it on someone else went sailing out the window when, at the last second, he turned around to face the camera, presumably to confirm the source of the creeping horror that was slowly dawning on him.

Turns out that his name is David Kiely, he's a private wealth adviser at Macquarie and he was very quickly suspended after the story hit the headlines, which as you might expect didn't take long at all. He's been sitting at home ever since, stewing over his future and, one would imagine, avoiding phone calls from his mom, but following an influx of support from the public and Kerr herself, the bank has announced that he won't be fired.

Macquarie said it had completed an internal review of the situation and that poor Dave was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. "He will remain an employee of Macquarie," the bank said in a statement. "Macquarie and the employee apologize for any offense that may have been caused."

The decision was no doubt helped along by the "Save Dave" [http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/business_news/9904.cntns] campaign launched by the website Here is the City, which encouraged people to write to Macquarie to ask that Kiely be allowed to keep his job. The effort received a big push when Kerr, the model Kiely was eyeballing, offered her support. "I am told there is a petition to save his job and of course I would sign it," she said.

Allegations also surfaced that the whole thing was a set-up. Channel 10 News (via Adelaide Now [http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/confidential/was-banker-set-up-over-saucy-miranda-kerr/story-e6fredq3-1225826632230]) reported that the emails containing the photos, taken from a recent GQ photo shoot, finished with the line "Turn around now," which is what actually led him to turn and look at the camera. Whatever the case, the YouTube video of Kiely's heroics has thus far pulled in 225,000 hits, quickly turning him from an anonymous bank drone to an internet sensation, without, fortunately for him, turning him unemployed in the process.

Source: Adelaide Now [http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/confidential/supermodel-miranda-kerr-speaks-out-in-support-of-embarrassed-bank-broker-david-kiely/story-e6fredq3-1225826972578]


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grimsprice

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Well... maybe he'll even get a dinner date with Kerr out of this? Who knows... he's been taking lessons from Hitch hasn't he...
 

Galad

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"Turn around now"? Sounds like just the kind of prank I'd think of, if only I knew for sure it wouldn't cost the guy his job.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Well, he still probably shouldn't be looking at such things during work. Still nice to hear he will keep his job.
 

EnigmaticSevens

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Beautiful to see folks coming together to aid the poor sod, it's the kind of thing you pray happens to you when the shit hits the fan. Dave must have extraordinarily good karma....
 

Jared

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Rwad about this earlier. I'm happy for the guy and it made me smile when themodel herself chipped in her opinion lol

power to the people~
 

IrrelevantTangent

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That poor, poor guy. I know what he was doing was wrong and all, and there really is no excuse for doing something like that at a bank, but on live television? I'm all for him getting punished but I kind of wish the whole world didn't have to know.
 

benbenthegamerman

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grimsprice said:
Well... maybe he'll even get a dinner date with Kerr out of this? Who knows... he's been taking lessons from Hitch hasn't he...
im trying really REALLY hard not to do the "slow thriller" right now.

OT: what a moron. just... what a moron. thats all i can say. god, just how stupid do you have to be to do that???
 

Simalacrum

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Good on him! People don't usually get fired because they've been watching porn, so why should he, just cause it happened to get aired?
 

SUPA FRANKY

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I'm glad he didn't get fired. He was watching porn, its nothing to get fired over.

Besides, we all know that EVERYONE watches it, those hypocrites.
 

AvsJoe

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He got lucky. He got reeeal lucky. That's all I have to say on this matter.
 

BehattedWanderer

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'Atta boy. Sensibility at last. Just because a man got caught in an incident of oopsies doesn't mean he should lose his job.
 

Sevre

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It would've been a shame if he lost his job over something so trivial.