Breakfast: The Michael Bay Movie

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Breakfast: The Michael Bay Movie

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With the director's aesthetic touch already primed for Transformers and the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, did you ever wonder how he has breakfast?

Cracked.Com [http://www.cracked.com/] were the producers of this vignette that pokes fun at Bay's massively overdone drama sequences [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIPBtP02yKc]. (I've still not forgiven him for making the Transformers support characters in their own film.)

Some people, as it is the internet, have already complained there wasn't enough explosions or doves, but it does go to show that in the hands of Hollywood, mundane tasks are more than meets the eye. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ16d-qpBEE]

Watch for further breakfast drama in his upcoming films: Friday The 13th, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Out Of Africa 2.

(One of the above may not be true.)

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[Ionami]

Wicked.

But yes, some explosions would have been nice.

 

[Abedeus]

I think I'm going to cry... That... innocent... breakfast...

GAAH!

 

[ZeroMachine]

I don't know, the look on his face while eating it makes it look like it was the absolute best bowl of cereal ever conceived, but... it came out of a box sporting High School Musical stuff. The paradox baffles me.

 

[fedpayne]

Is that music from one of the films?

 

[Clirck]

Everything that was done was done right but where were the explosions, cars rolling and crashing and those ridiculous gunfights ?
So much was missing.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Wow i saw this a while ago and it still makes me laugh. What an epic breakfast.

 

[ckeymel]

I definitely see some places where some more dramatic things could have been done to really capture the essence of a Michael Bay. At the end he totally should have dropped to his knees, arms up in the air, screaming while explosions were going off in the background - possibly with sharks leaping out of the flames.

Well.. maybe not the sharks. But still. I think the Michael Bay FiOS commercial is way more awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiHsxQJ9ZOo

Shows he knows he's a bit over the top and has no problem with poking fun at the fact.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

High School Musical has a cereal? Some things in life, I just didn't see. Guess I should go down the cereal aisle more, eh?

Well, HSM cereal + Michael Bay = Dramatic Disney Breakfast

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Is that music from one of the films?

Allegedly the ending theme from Con Air.

 

[scotth266]

Is that music from one of the films?

Allegedly the ending theme from Con Air.

Aha! That's why Nicholas Cage kept popping up in my head as I watched this...

Damn, that has to be the most dramatic breakfast EVAH CONSUMED BY MAN!

 

[sanzo]

Did you see that? That cereal was everywhere. He's a mad man, a mad man I tells ya!

 

[randommaster]

This is hilarious, even without the audio.

NEEDS MOAR ASPLODE!

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

With a few advertising banners, that would have been the world's best cereal commercial. Eat it, Toucan Sam.

 

[RebelRising]

I think the bowl crashing to the ground was supposed to be representative of an explosion. Otherwise it would be too literal.