FarmVille and Nintendo Virtual Boy Labeled Worst Inventions Ever

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FarmVille and Nintendo Virtual Boy Labeled Worst Inventions Ever



Time Magazine believes that FarmVille is as bad an invention as the hydrogen blimp.

The videogame industry has made it into a feature over at Time [http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1991915_1991909_1991902,00.html] called the "50 Worst Inventions." Joining the list alongside hydrogenated oils, chlorofluorocarbons, asbestos, sub-prime mortgages, and Crocs are are both FarmVille and the Nintendo Virtual Boy.

The Virtual Boy, released in 1995, was sort of what we all thought the future of entertainment would look like as a form of virtual reality goggles connected to a controller, but it didn't really feel like the future at all. The red-goggle console made the list thanks to its expensive $180 price and small 14 game library in the U.S. (22 in Japan). The Virtual Boy is best known for its monochromatic red graphical display and for making gamers feel a little woozy after playing over long long periods of time.

As for FarmVille... do we really have to go into FarmVille? Time labels the game as a series of "mindless chores on a digital farm," and it'd be hard to find anyone that would disagree, even those who love the game and play on a daily basis. Assuming someone reading this hasn't heard of it, FarmVille is a game accessed through Facebook that is a series of mindless chores on a digital farm. It's gotten a bad rap with developer Zynga's CEO admitting bleeding into the real world [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/96024-Zynga-CEO-Admits-to-Being-a-Scammer]. It looks cute and cuddly, but FarmVille was officially created by the devil, making it a worthy addition to Time's list.

I would dispute that the Virtual Boy was as bad an invention as one responsible for the erosion of the Earth's ozone layer, for America's obesity epidemic, or the crash of the U.S. economy, but it was pretty unsuccessful, sure. On the other hand, Time hit the nail on the head with FarmVille. It's great to see the videogame industry getting more coverage in the mainstream press, but perhaps not as much in articles like these, which no doubt only drove more players into the trough of virtual farming.

Source: Time [http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1991915_1991909_1991902,00.html]

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Danpascooch

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Everyone knows the Virtual Boy is bad, but too many people think Farmville is a real game.

Thank you Time Magazine, for helping set the world straight and FIGHT OFF ZYNGA!
 

Abedeus

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danpascooch said:
Everyone knows the Virtual Boy is bad, but too many people think Farmville is a real game.

Thank you Time Magazine, for helping set the world straight and FIGHT OFF ZYNGA!
I'm not sure FarmVille counts as a game.

It's more of a "click'n'forget" time-passer/time-sink combo.
 

tehweave

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katsabas said:
MMMMMMMMMMM. Justice.
Apollo?

Anyway... If farmville can be labeled as "the worst invention ever" then I think it's safe to call World of Warcraft the "worst RPG ever."

Farmville isn't awful... It's a game. It's a game where you do the same repetitive tasks day in and day out for money and valuable rewards in the game. You know... Like an MMO.
 

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Abedeus said:
I'm not sure FarmVille counts as a game.

It's more of a "click'n'forget" time-passer/time-sink combo.
Same could be said for a lot of MMORPGs.
 

Danpascooch

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Abedeus said:
danpascooch said:
Everyone knows the Virtual Boy is bad, but too many people think Farmville is a real game.

Thank you Time Magazine, for helping set the world straight and FIGHT OFF ZYNGA!
I'm not sure FarmVille counts as a game.

It's more of a "click'n'forget" time-passer/time-sink combo.
exactly but people don't realize that, and they need to.
 

Caliostro

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Abedeus said:
I'm not sure FarmVille counts as a game.

It's more of a "click'n'forget" time-passer/time-sink combo.
This describes approximately 99% of all MMOs I've ever seen, which makes it sound hypocritical at best...

That said, "worst inventions" in what way? I despise FarmVille, but I can't argue that it accomplishes what it sets out to do: lure people in and keep them playing like crack addicts. Despite being an horrible piece of crap, can we really say it's unsuccessful?

If we're talking quality alone, I'd toss pretty much everything Nintendo has touched for the past 10 years or so right at the top of the list. Particularly the Wii. Yet, If we're talking success as simply "reaching their goals", I can't deny they're successful.
 

Altorin

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Ugh, I can imagine what the flameboys of Zynga will say about this

"TIME? WTF THATS LIEK AN OLD PEPL ZINE! OLD STINKEY WEENERS WHO DONT EVEN PLA GAEMS! I MENE WTF!"
 

Chrono212

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Just remember that Time got hacked by Anonymous to put the creator of 4chan in the list of greatest people who ever lived
 

Jaebird

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At the risk of defending the Virtual Boy, FarmVille is as much a game as my ability to draw [http://jbird18.deviantart.com/] is on par with Alex Ross.
 

KeyMaster45

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You know, while I may hate FarmVille with the burning fury of 1000 suns I can't help but look at your description of it and have it remind me of another successful franchise of games that is held in a much higher light of respect

FarmVille is a game accessed through Facebook that is a series of mindless chores on a digital farm.
If you thought "Hey, that sounds like Harvest Moon" then award yourself +1 internetz.

So I'm left with the question, why is it that we hate FarmVille, but embrace Harvest Moon? (granted one isn't associated with a lying scamming scum bag of a CEO) They're essentially the same concept just delivered via different mediums.
 

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Jbird said:
At the risk of defending the Virtual Boy, FarmVille is as much a game as my ability to draw [jbird18.deviantart.com] is on par with Alex Ross.
Is that link intentionally a 404 error?

If it is, it's hilarious.
 

Jaebird

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Burst6 said:
Jbird said:
At the risk of defending the Virtual Boy, FarmVille is as much a game as my ability to draw [jbird18.deviantart.com] is on par with Alex Ross.
Is that link intentionally a 404 error?

If it is, it's hilarious.
I fixed it, but I feel as though I shouldn't have =D
 

Crunchy English

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KeyMaster45 said:
You know, while I may hate FarmVille with the burning fury of 1000 suns I can't help but look at your description of it and have it remind me of another successful franchise of games that is held in a much higher light of respect

FarmVille is a game accessed through Facebook that is a series of mindless chores on a digital farm.
If you thought "Hey, that sounds like Harvest Moon" then award yourself +1 internetz.

So I'm left with the question, why is it that we hate FarmVille, but embrace Harvest Moon? (granted one isn't associated with a lying scamming scum bag of a CEO) They're essentially the same concept just delivered via different mediums.
Sure, if Harvest Moon was REALLY just about that. Havest Moon often invests in narratives though, whether the paper-thin "save the family farm' deal, or stories about reuniting fathers and daughters, saving baby ducks or just two people falling in love. Also, sometimes magic.

Oh, and Harvest Moon will kick your sorry ass. It puts actual obstacles in front of you.

Personally I find the games atrocious, but Harvest Moon has way more meat from an entertainment perspective.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
I would dispute that the Virtual Boy was as bad an invention as one responsible for the erosion of the Earth's ozone layer, for America's obesity epidemic, or the crash of the U.S. economy
Trust me, 13 released games and more eyestrain then that caused by looking directly into the sun is worthy of this list.