Meet NELL: the Computer that Learns from the Internet

Greg Tito

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Meet NELL: the Computer that Learns from the Internet



A computer at Carnegie Mellon called NELL thinks that "persistent cookies" are a baked good and that the First Amendment is a musical instrument.

NELL stands for Never Ending Language Learner and it has been reading the internet for the last few months. Since it was switched on, NELL has learned 440,000 iotas of information with an accuracy of about 74 percent. Not bad for a computer, that's better than my GPA in college. NELL deduces whether things are true if the knowledge comes from a trusted source, or if it's corroborated by several lesser sources. Such information is then raised to the level of "beliefs" and put into NELL's permanent database. Unfortunately, some of the things it has learned are hilariously wrong and there is no programming to "unlearn" its beliefs.

For example, NELL knows that cookies are a baked good but then it assumes that persistent cookies are delicious and tasty as well. Klingon is not an ethnic group, despite several sources on the internet claiming that it is.

NELL knows that Risk is a boardgame but it incorrectly believes that security risk is also a boardgame. Maybe it's on to something, I might want to play a game called Security Risk where your armies are malware programs killing viruses... Maybe not.

Hilariously, NELL doesn't do well with the Bill of Rights. It thinks that the First Amendment is a musical instrument, that the Second Amendment is a hobby, and it refused to divulge any information about the Fifth Amendment at all.

The scientists behind NELL expect the learning curve to be quite steep when it comes to gleaning information from the internet. It's also learning quite a bit about the English language from these disparate sources and the mistakes it makes are understandable. "One might expect a nonnative reader of English to make similar mistakes," one researcher said.

Despite the funny misconceptions that NELL has, it's clear that our robot overlords are using the internet against to further it's A.I. development. Recommendation: Wipe the Internet clean before NELL learns everything there is to know.

Starting now----




Source: Oxford University Blog [http://blog.oup.com/2010/10/computer-learns-language/]



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Gudrests

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it cant be wrong tho...its being learned from the internet...WAIT...can i go on 4chan...omg keep it away from there.
But sounds awsome...kinda scarry tho if they get everything right
 

GothmogII

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Are they deliberately -trying- to make a psychopathic monster?


Still, that sounds pretty damn cool. :3
 

teh_Canape

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NELL finds out about /b/ in 3...2...1...

seriously though, that's quite impressive, though I cant help but think that it will end up in some sort of terminator thing, but that's just my geekyness talking for me

Gudrests said:
it cant be wrong tho...its being learned from the internet...WAIT...can i go on 4chan...omg keep it away from there.
But sounds awsome...kinda scarry tho if they get everything right
EDIT: well SCREW YOU, Gudrests, I have to replace all my anti ninja floor now, hope you're happy
 

HK_01

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1. I was sort of expecting a different Nell...
2. That's awesome!

But really, as someone else has said, don't let it go to 4chan. Or Encyclopaedia Dramatica. It might learn some very wrong things.
 

Vohn_exel

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Oh dear, we could be in a bit of trouble with it learning from the internet. It's not going to become smart. It's just going to become an unhappy complaining nerd :p
 

Gudrests

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teh_Canape said:
NELL finds out about /b/ in 3...2...1...

seriously though, that's quite impressive, though I cant help but think that it will end up in some sort of terminator thing, but that's just my geekyness talking for me

Gudrests said:
it cant be wrong tho...its being learned from the internet...WAIT...can i go on 4chan...omg keep it away from there.
But sounds awsome...kinda scarry tho if they get everything right
EDIT: well SCREW YOU, Gudrests, I have to replace all my anti ninja floor now, hope you're happy
:)...i mean :( awww that sucks...still /b/ would scare the crap outa me if it only learned from there...*shivers* oh and
CANT YOU SEE THE FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART :(
 

Kajt

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I imagine it's going to try to wipe out humanity after visiting certain parts of the internet.
 

8bitmaster

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Greg Tito said:
and it refused to divulge any information about the Fifth Amendment at all.
I think its funny that it pleaded the fifth about the fifth amendment.


edit: Hopefully it doesn't learn about porn. If it makes its ideas around it (being it is a lot of the internet) we would be screwed! Also, it wouldn't learn anything else due to rule 34
 

Ham_authority95

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Isn't "a computer that learns from the internet" a bit redundant? Like saying a child that learns math from school?

Otherwise, this is pretty interesting.
 

teh_Canape

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Gudrests said:
:)...i mean :( awww that sucks...still /b/ would scare the crap outa me if it only learned from there...*shivers* oh and
CANT YOU SEE THE FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART :(
I'm sorry, just reading the "IS TEARING US APART" automatically reminds me of The Room's: "YOU AH TERIN' ME APAHT LIZA"

therefore your point loses all seriousness and exchanges it for hilarity
 

E-Penguin

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Ham_authority95 said:
Isn't "a computer that learns from the internet" a bit redundant? Like saying A child that learns math from school?
How so? What do you mean?
 

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Vohn_exel said:
It's just going to become an unhappy complaining nerd :p
OH GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE? SKYNET A FANBOI?

WE HAVE TAMPERED IN A DEV'S DOMAIN, AND WE FAILED! NOOOOOOOOOO-

More on topic, this is pretty damn cool. I'd think the main reason this computer is making these mistakes is that it isn't sentient, so it can't tell one piece of information from another.
 

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8bitmaster said:
I think its funny that it pleaded the fifth about the fifth amendment.


edit: Hopefully it doesn't learn about porn. If it makes its ideas around it (being it is a lot of the internet) we would be screwed! Also, it wouldn't learn anything else due to rule 34
How is it possible not to find porn on the internet? It's full of that. Just type some random words in google and in every second case there will probably be at least one porn page in the results on the first page. It probably already knows some of the weirdest fetishes that exist.

We should just pull the plug of that poor thing.J ust think about how much trolls there are. It will either go crazy or want to kill every last human.
 

ShakerSilver

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Sounds pretty cool. Let's just hope it doesn't stop by 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica.
 

Gudrests

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teh_Canape said:
Gudrests said:
:)...i mean :( awww that sucks...still /b/ would scare the crap outa me if it only learned from there...*shivers* oh and
CANT YOU SEE THE FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART :(
I'm sorry, just reading the "IS TEARING US APART" automatically reminds me of The Room's: "YOU AH TERIN' ME APAHT LIZA"

therefore your point loses all seriousness and exchanges it for hilarity
That works. im fine with funny...srs bsness isnt really my thing too much right now anyhow
 

Loonerinoes

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"and it refused to divulge any information about the Fifth Amendment at all."

Holy shit! He's...wow...he totally got the point behind 'pleading the Fifth'! :D

And hell yea, Klingons are an ethnic group damn straight buahahahah.

But seriously...learning from the internet is not something you want to do with just logic. Even if you do follow up on 'trusted sources' then there's the question of what type of logic drove you to 'trust' those sources in the first place? Choosing a *form* of logic can be illogical in the first place so...logic alone does not help you on the internet. Intuition is critical.

But still...who knows. This reminds me of an 8ball IRC bot that made hilariously bogus claims on occasion within our channel, whenever asked about anything...yet when my fellow simmers asked it about my marital status it was surprisingly and consistently insulting. So who knows...maybe it's just faking it! *tinfoil hat*