Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks

John Funk

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Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks



Live in Boston, Massachusetts? Worried about the cannibalistic undead? Worry no longer - Boston's Finest have promised to notify civilians in the event of a zombie outbreak.

Really, I'm not sure exactly what to say about this one. Like so many other wonderfully strange things these days, it started via Twitter. The official Boston PD Twitter [http://twitter.com/boston_police] posted a notification about an injured officer:

Boston_Police [http://twitter.com/Boston_Police/status/1853583897]: INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody.

Catching the phrase "human bite," fellow Twit willcady [http://twitter.com/willcady/] thoughtfully inquired:

willcady [http://twitter.com/willcady/status/1859076273]: @Boston_Police if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us?

Boston_Police [http://twitter.com/Boston_Police/statuses/1860206753]: @willcady Yes, absolutely

Well, there we have it, folks. We here at The Escapist salute the brave men and women of the Boston Police Department in their tireless quest to protect, serve, and inform the citizens about dangerous zombie attacks.

(Gamepolitics [http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2009/05/via-twitter-boston-cops-confirm-that-any-future-zombie-attacks-will-not-be-covered-up-.html])

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Higurashi

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And from there, the rest of the world will know. Thank God for the Boston Police.
 

CoverYourHead

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Whew, thank God. Can you imagine what would happen if no one told people about zombies, and the Bostonians were left to drive with the undead? Apocalypse would soon follow.
 

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oliveira8 said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
oliveira8 said:
Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.
And all the normal people will move out...
There are normal people in Boston?
They are the Zombies.
"In other news, sales of Plants in Boston increased 400 fold today
Over to Ted with the sports"
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
oliveira8 said:
Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.
And all the normal people will move out...
There are normal people in Boston?
I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?
Nah. Just poking fun at the place. I've got family up there.

They do take their local sports teams a biiiiit too seriously, though...
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
oliveira8 said:
Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.
And all the normal people will move out...
There are normal people in Boston?
I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?
Dunno. My Boston is the fattest town in Europe so any zombies will never catch up to us. We could walk past them to work.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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CantFaketheFunk said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
oliveira8 said:
Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.
And all the normal people will move out...
There are normal people in Boston?
I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?
Nah. Just poking fun at the place. I've got family up there.
Have you warned them of this zombie outbreak?
 

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ColdStorage said:
oliveira8 said:
CantFaketheFunk said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
oliveira8 said:
Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.
And all the normal people will move out...
There are normal people in Boston?
They are the Zombies.
"In other news, sales of Plants in Boston increased 400 fold today
Over to Ted with the sports"
Hahaha! That joke's so bad it's good!