Privates Gets an Extension
Privates, the side-scrolling shooter about naughty bits and the infectious unpleasantness that makes them sad, is getting an enlargement.
Privates was barred from Xbox Live but it was still a "huge, throbbing success" as a PC exclusive and so it's no great surprise that the game will get an all-new extension with DLC planned for release early next year. "=~~ DO YOUR MANHOOD NEED MORE? практические методы разработк," Zombie Cow Studios said in a statement. "Satisfy longer!!Longer-lasting action!"
"We've decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman's bits," Dan Marshall of Zombie Cow explained further. "We're also planning to cram in new gameplay mechanics, new enemy types, new locations, and a new player character. It's not just more of the same, although it's DLC so clearly some of it's going to wind up pretty similar."
Privates, a side-scrolling action game in which players "lead a team of condom-hatted little chappies into peoples' rude areas and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters," was canned [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100601-Get-Deep-Into-the-Action-With-Privates] after the studio was told there was no way the game would pass the "Indie Games Peer Review process."
The as-yet-unnamed Privates DLC is expected to come out around Easter 2011. For more information, head on over to zombie-cow.com [http://www.zombie-cow.com/].
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Privates, the side-scrolling shooter about naughty bits and the infectious unpleasantness that makes them sad, is getting an enlargement.
Privates was barred from Xbox Live but it was still a "huge, throbbing success" as a PC exclusive and so it's no great surprise that the game will get an all-new extension with DLC planned for release early next year. "=~~ DO YOUR MANHOOD NEED MORE? практические методы разработк," Zombie Cow Studios said in a statement. "Satisfy longer!!Longer-lasting action!"
"We've decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman's bits," Dan Marshall of Zombie Cow explained further. "We're also planning to cram in new gameplay mechanics, new enemy types, new locations, and a new player character. It's not just more of the same, although it's DLC so clearly some of it's going to wind up pretty similar."
Privates, a side-scrolling action game in which players "lead a team of condom-hatted little chappies into peoples' rude areas and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters," was canned [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100601-Get-Deep-Into-the-Action-With-Privates] after the studio was told there was no way the game would pass the "Indie Games Peer Review process."
The as-yet-unnamed Privates DLC is expected to come out around Easter 2011. For more information, head on over to zombie-cow.com [http://www.zombie-cow.com/].
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