Roses

Russ Pitts

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Being a man, I rarely have occasion to explore my feelings on the subject of receiving flowers. Today would appear to be the exception to that rule.

Burke Day [http://www.legis.ga.gov/legis/2005_06/house/bios/Day,%20Burke/Day,%20Burke%20h126.htm] (R), of the Georgia House of Representatives, sent me a nice bouquet of roses today. Eighteen of them in fact. There was even a card. It reads:

Love is always saying you're sorry.

Here's the thing: Until today I'd never heard of the man, or of anything he'd ever done (to my knowledge) that would require an apology. The delivery was quite clearly addressed to me, c/o The Escapist, so I'm pretty sure it was at least intended for me, but the intention itself may be suspect. I've emailed Rep. Day's staff requesting an explanation. I shall post an update when or if one arrives.

Until then, I've got a nice spray of roses on my desk to admire, and ponder. I have to admit to being a little excited at the prospect of receiving a gift of flowers, in spite of the reduction in e-testicle size that accompanied the realization. Also, the envious looks from the ladies in the office have really boosted my self-esteem. So I guess I should thank Burke for the lovely flowers, or perhaps curse him for opening a Pandora's box of conflicting emotions. What to do ? what to do ?

Here's hoping this day doesn't get any stranger.
 

Joe

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In the interest of protecting us from NSA spies, certain operatives within the office have begun covering the buds with tin foil.

No one is safe.
 

Russ Pitts

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Original Comment by: Brinstar
http://acidforblood.net/
Just to make you slightly paranoid, maybe the flowers are a pre-emptive apology for a future transgression.
 

Russ Pitts

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Original Comment by: nevan
http://vanzelfden.com/evan

Russ, I can give you a little insight.

First, go to Google. Type in 'Send flowers'

Click on the first sposored link from FTD.

Click on an arrangment, at random.

Enter a zip code, add to cart, and checkout.

There is a mandatory field, "Card Message/Signature*"

Click first on "View quotable sentiments" then "Love & Romance"

You will observe the seventh quote. Oddly familar.

That's all the insight I can offer for now...You'll have to draw your own conclusions from here.


I'm guessing some nut figured there would be a return address, and wanted the quote to have attribution because of it's special political wannabe connotations...
 

Russ Pitts

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Original Comment by: Burke Day
http://www.state.ga.us/legis
Whoever the jerk is stating I sent him flowers is full of crap. Dream on, dude.
 

Russ Pitts

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Original Comment by: Burke Day
http://www.state.ga.us/legis
Dream on, dude.

I never sent you any damn flowers and you know it.