The World of Dark Souls: A Terrible Place to Live
Don't even consider trying to move to the world of Dark Souls.
Real estate values in the world of Demon's Souls [http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Souls-Playstation-3/dp/B004NRN5EO] don't make it seem like a very hospitable place to live.
Imagine if you were sitting on your back porch and a giant wolf peered at you, under a full moon, for no good reason. That alone would drive anyone to move to a better neighborhood.
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Alas, giant wolves (and rats [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107501-Take-a-Walk-Through-the-Hellish-World-of-Dark-Souls]) are actually the least of Dark Souls' problems. I don't want to be in the same room with a decaying, undead dragon, much less have to fight one. And is that... a huge Medusa made of lava? I'm not even going to talk about Venus Flytrap face.
You can't perform the simple act of climbing a ladder in Dark Souls without being pestered. Just to get by, you've got to wear steel from head to toe. I get a little uncomfortable having to wear a sports coat for more than 2 hours, so being armored 24/7 just isn't going to work for my lifestyle.
Dark Souls: Where giant, gross things will kill you, but hey, at least you can roast a hot dog [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107575-Campfires-Brighten-Dark-Souls-Cold-Morbid-World] from time to time. Not the best slogan.
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Don't even consider trying to move to the world of Dark Souls.
Real estate values in the world of Demon's Souls [http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Souls-Playstation-3/dp/B004NRN5EO] don't make it seem like a very hospitable place to live.
Imagine if you were sitting on your back porch and a giant wolf peered at you, under a full moon, for no good reason. That alone would drive anyone to move to a better neighborhood.
[gallery=153]
Alas, giant wolves (and rats [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107501-Take-a-Walk-Through-the-Hellish-World-of-Dark-Souls]) are actually the least of Dark Souls' problems. I don't want to be in the same room with a decaying, undead dragon, much less have to fight one. And is that... a huge Medusa made of lava? I'm not even going to talk about Venus Flytrap face.
You can't perform the simple act of climbing a ladder in Dark Souls without being pestered. Just to get by, you've got to wear steel from head to toe. I get a little uncomfortable having to wear a sports coat for more than 2 hours, so being armored 24/7 just isn't going to work for my lifestyle.
Dark Souls: Where giant, gross things will kill you, but hey, at least you can roast a hot dog [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107575-Campfires-Brighten-Dark-Souls-Cold-Morbid-World] from time to time. Not the best slogan.
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