Feast Your Eyes On This Amazing Pirate Ship Bedroom

Andy Chalk

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Feast Your Eyes On This Amazing Pirate Ship Bedroom

Yo ho holy crap, get a load of this "ultimate pirate ship bedroom" that comes complete with jail cell, hidden spiral slide and a rope bridge connecting to an actual freakin' pirate ship hung from the ceiling.

Truth be told, I was never a big fan of pirates when I was a kid and even now I'm more of a ninja man, but when I saw the photos of this "ultimate pirate ship bedroom" I thought, wow. I mean, wow.

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The room was created by designer Steve Kuhl [http://www.kuhldesignbuild.com/], who gave an incredibly lucky six-year-old from Minnesota the choice of a spaceship, race car, castle or pirate ship. While I personally would have opted for the castle, or maybe the spaceship, it's hard to argue that the kid made the wrong choice. This room is awesome.

"Our client grew up as a repressed type-A child and never really lived the childhood he dreamed of. He had to help support the family from a young age," Kuhl explained. "When he became a father one of his goals was to give his son, Zach, a childhood full of play and adventure."

It will probably come as no surprise that the kids aren't the only ones who get to play. "The response from the six year old was predictably awesome and sincere," Kuhl said. "Less predictable was the response of the parents, the parents' friends and neighbors [adults]. When they entertain the adults invariably end up locking someone in the jail cell or climbing around the ship like a little kid. To me that is fantastic. Architecture should inspire joy in all forms. It's easy to forget how much our built environments affect us. The pirate ship helps people remember."

To which I say, damn right. I'm an adult and I'd have a blast with this room. Who wouldn't want to sleep in a pirate ship in the sky? You're never too old for that.

Source: My Modern Metropolis [http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/ultimate-pirate-ship-bedroom]


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Celtic_Kerr

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Andy! Andy! Andy! Can I have one? Pppppwwweeeeaaassseeeee

Seeing this puts me in a wee childish mood. I really want one
 

Gralian

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Nice idea, but you're not a child forever, and i'm afraid that "childhood full of play and adventure" is probably more short-lived than you think. It'll be sad when the kid outgrows his pirate fortress of awesome.
 

standokan

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Imagine, getting to the toilet, half drunk, now THAT would be an unforgettable adventure.
 

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Gralian said:
Nice idea, but you're not a child forever, and i'm afraid that "childhood full of play and adventure" is probably more short-lived than you think. It'll be sad when the kid outgrows his pirate fortress of awesome.
...and then in his teen years he gets to take a girl up there and make out in a goddamned pirate ship. I fail to see the sadness.
 

Formica Archonis

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Oooh, I want that room. First order of business: I christen thee the Palanquin Ship and christen myself CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!

Now I need an anchor....



SAT4NSLILHELPER said:
Gralian said:
Nice idea, but you're not a child forever, and i'm afraid that "childhood full of play and adventure" is probably more short-lived than you think. It'll be sad when the kid outgrows his pirate fortress of awesome.
...and then in his teen years he gets to take a girl up there and make out in a goddamned pirate ship. I fail to see the sadness.
Yeah, really. I had a clubhouse when I was a little kid and I used it until I was, like, 20. Nothing fancy, just a baby barn where I could get away from everyone. And yes, it has uses well into the teen years. I just stopped calling it a clubhouse and started calling it "my place" or "somewhere quiet".
 

Woodsey

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Well, at the very, very least he'll have plenty of places to stash his porn when he's older.
 

Andy Chalk

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Kwil said:
What the heck is that spiral slide pictured in the middle? Worlds coolest laundry chute?
That is the 55 goddamn feet long spiral slide that is completely built into the walls of the room, so that only the entrance and exit are visible. The entrance, by the way, is built into a "secret room" that's camouflaged as a closet.

55 FEET LONG.
 

DktrAgonizer

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Oh man, I would love to a room like this. And a 55-ft long slide? Hell, I'm 19 and I'm pretty sure that if I had a slide like that, I'd be using it all day!
 

Rayne870

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SAT4NSLILHELPER said:
Gralian said:
Nice idea, but you're not a child forever, and i'm afraid that "childhood full of play and adventure" is probably more short-lived than you think. It'll be sad when the kid outgrows his pirate fortress of awesome.
...and then in his teen years he gets to take a girl up there and make out in a goddamned pirate ship. I fail to see the sadness.
Ar! He be plunderin booty then!
 

MrPop

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Oh my God!

I've never heard of anyone having a massive spiral slide in their house.

Awesome
 

bliebblob

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Last September a local large cinema corporation had a competition for students where the winner would have his dormroom restyled based on a movie he/she picked.
I entered and chose pirates of the carribean but didn't win. Seeing this makes me wish i won even more :(
Still, good for you kid!
 

tahrey

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Blimey, that is properly, truly an epic bit of interior design. I'd have loved that. Probably killed myself in some terrible accident whilst playing on it, but loved it up to that point.

Just wish anywhere I've lived or am ever likely to live could have even half the interior space (height AND depth AND breadth) it would take to construct something like that though. That one area represents about my entire house, and we're about to downsize too.

I'd wager that family aren't exactly short of a few quid.