How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?

Greg Tito

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How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?



Take this quiz to find out how you deal with the zombie hordes clawing at every door.

Ouch! That thing just gouged my arm. Damn, that hurt. Anyway ...

Every zombie story has a group of colorful human survivors that have to band together to survive. Whether in the many zombie attack survival videogames like Left 4 Dead or movies like Zombieland and Dawn of the Dead, or even the latest TV show adaptation of the comic book The Walking Dead, there are some common archetypes that are immediately recognizable. But when* the brains hit the fan, and the dead start rising from their graves to terrorize your town, what characteristics will you embody?

There were many archetypes to choose from but we picked a group that are completely unique: The lazy security guard. The lady who won't take shit from anybody. The man from the city. The poncy businessman. The child. Not to mention the woman that may or may not have been recently bit by the not-quite-dead.

Ugh, I don't feel so good. Anybody smell that garbage?

So in celebration of Issue #304 of The Escapist Magazine that covers all things zombie and why they are such a pervasive part of our shared culture, please take this personality quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/146] to find out what you'll be like when the dead rise up. You'll get a badge for you to proclaim your zombie-pocalypse survivor archetype to the masses, and you can always retry if you don't like your first result.

Take the quiz now to find out What Zombie-pocalypse Survivor Are You? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/146]

Brainsssss...

*Please note that I said "when" and not "if." The zombie attack is on its way people - it's just a matter of time.

(Image [http://www.flickr.com/photos/moggsoceanlane/5064219443/sizes/m/in/photostream/])

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PixelKing

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A actual HWYSTZA (Lazy me) thread instead of a new one on the forums every week.
 

MrMisfit

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[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard]

Works for me.
 

Rhayn

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Tough woman?

I see. Remind me to get a sex change before the apocalypse hits, then.
 

Thaluikhain

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PixelKing said:
A actual HWYSTZA (Lazy me) thread instead of a new one on the forums every week.
Might have been the idea, yes.

Stupid apocalyptic levels of zombie threads rotting our brains and turning us into mindless...hang on...


[small]Ok, I wasn't expecting much from an online personality test, but that was pretty lame even by their standards.[/small]
 

Brian Hendershot

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

But...I am a man last time I checked.
 

olfelix

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Tough Woman...

I have some reprioritizing before the zombie apocalypse.

Gotta break the news to my wife.
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Tough woman... but... uh... *looks down at lack of boobs* I got nothing to gawk at!

Is this because I answered the sex question as yes?
 

AngryMongoose

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

I uh.... honestly don't know what to say to that.
 

IamQ

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[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman"][br] Tough Woman[/a][br][a href="/quizzes/view/146-What-Zombie-pocalypse-Survivor-Are-You"][/a]

Wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm male...