Saints Row 3 Dildo Smoothed Out in Japan

Greg Tito

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Saints Row 3 Dildo Smoothed Out in Japan



Apparently there are some things you just can't show in a videogame in Japan, like veins.

One of the oddest moments early on in Saints Row: The Third happens when you walk into a weapons shop and look at the melee implements for sale. What's the big purple thing? Oh. That's ... amazing. Wielding it on poor unsuspecting souls in Steelport is one of the weird joys of SR3, but reports are coming in from Japan that their localized version is not quite so life like as the North American version of the gang simulator. The "Penetrator" in question has been smoothed out and the wobbly physics have been removed. That's right, Japan has censored the big purple dildo.

The law in Japan states the "depiction of genital parts" is illegal, and the big floppy member was apparently in violation of that statute. Instead of removing the weapon from the game or pixelating the image like I've seen in some Japanese videos - my friend told me about that, I've never actually seen them *cough* - Volition decided to remodel the Penetrator for the Japanese release.

GameInformer was able to snag screenshot of how the Japanese Penetrator looks. Is it just me or is that just a huge flesh-colored lightsaber?

Check out my review of Saints Row: The Third [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/9221-Saints-Row-The-Third-Review] as you wait for the North American release on November 15th on the Xbox 360, PS3 and the PC. Poor Japan, not only will they not have a realistic dildo weapon, but they have to wait until the 17th to pick up their copy.

Source: GameInformer [http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/11/10/saints-row-penetrator-altered-in-japan.aspx]

(Image: Dengeki)

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Not G. Ivingname

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Huh?

I thought that the sex dating sim was big in Japan, why isn't some "veins" allowed on a RUBBER SWORD DIDLDO?
 
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Not G. Ivingname said:
RUBBER SWORD DIDLDO?
lol, diddledo. Much more appropriate name.

OT: Japan keeps one step ahead of the game. You never do know what it's going to do next! Lured everyone into a false sense of predictability, then bam! it changes the stance people believe it generally takes.
 

Vrach

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Can I buy that censored version? Cause saying "I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass" is even more win when the punching lightsaber is in fact a dildo.
 

Xman490

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Doesn't Japan have more than its fair share of weirdos with sex toys and anime porn? Heck, even their scientists seem to be aiming for sex robots, judging from their advances in technology. Maybe Japan has an equal number of sex-obsessed juveniles and banhammer-happy politicians.

Or maybe I'm just being racist by saying this.
 
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Alternate Titles

The Phallus is strong in this one.

Japan frightened of huge American phallus.

You're So Vein

Japan: "Dildon't!"

A Genital Warning

Japanese Saint's Stand to Attention.

Wangs for the Memories.

Dildowned.

Vibrator? I Hardly Knew Her.

Japan Pull Off a Dick Move
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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CM156 said:
The Gentleman said:
CM156 said:
Man, what a dick move!

OT: This is really, really silly, isn't it?
Question: does that qualify as a dick joke or a pun?
Why can't it be both? Only a prick would say it has to be one or the other.
Well, I ask only because I find it my duty to shoot people who make bad puns. It's a matter of nipping it in the bud.

I let it go on the flamethrower pistol, and it grew out of control. I still have nightmares from that day oh so many hours ago...

Speaking of which
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Alternate Titles

The Phallus is strong in this one.

Japan frightened of huge American phallus.

You're So Vein

Japan: "Dildon't!"

A Genital Warning

Japanese Saint's Stand to Attention.

Wangs for the Memories.
*plugs The_root_of_all_evil 6 times*

May you learn to not pun in your next life...
 

CM156_v1legacy

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The Gentleman said:
CM156 said:
The Gentleman said:
CM156 said:
Man, what a dick move!

OT: This is really, really silly, isn't it?
Question: does that qualify as a dick joke or a pun?
Why can't it be both? Only a prick would say it has to be one or the other.
Well, I ask only because I find it my duty to shoot people who make bad puns. It's a matter of nipping it in the bud.

I let it go on the flamethrower pistol, and it grew out of control. I still have nightmares from that day oh so many hours ago...

Speaking of which
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Alternate Titles

The Phallus is strong in this one.

Japan frightened of huge American phallus.

You're So Vein

Japan: "Dildon't!"

A Genital Warning

Japanese Saint's Stand to Attention.

Wangs for the Memories.
*plugs The_root_of_all_evil 6 times*

May you learn to not pun in your next life...
You better not make a mistake and cock it up. I'm not the loser here, I'm the weenier

Ok, that was bad
 

Navarone9942

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Racecarlock said:
Why didn't they just turn it into a tentacle?

You know what I'm goddamn referencing.
Certainly do!

sravankb said:
Dude, Japan has no right to censor anything. Hell, look at this monstrosity. LOOK AT IT!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the most epic and gobsmackingly awesome thing I have EVAR SEEN!