Thanks for that stunning contribution. No, really.
But, for the sake of those people who may suffer our "shallow" interviews in the future, I'll point out that the nav bar in the lower-right-hand corner (you know, right above the horizontal scroll bar you noticed) of the articles has a "text" link, which loads into a more web-friendly layout for people who prefer that. In this article's case, it's here:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/print/55/3
And on another note, if this is all you contribute to discussion in general, I don't want you coming back.
Thanks for reading!