Wise Counsel

[The Wooster]

Wise Counsel

The Gamer's Guide to Problem Solving.

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[paketep]

Now THAT was a great ending.

Learn, Bioware. LEARN.

 

[TheCaptain]

Darn, they broke Shepard.

 

[Sandytimeman]

I'm commander Shepard and it doesn't matter what my favorite store on the citadel is...

 

[Alar]

Rofl. This was absolutely amazing. Shepard was so... ahh, perfect.

Leisure Suit Larry cracked me up.

 

[bz316]

Ouch. It's funny because it hurts so very, very much...

 

[Qitz]

I'm with Kirby. Sent her into the gaping void known as Kirbys Bowels.

Or set Leisure Suit Larry on her, that'll scar ANYONE for life.

 

[Something Amyss]

Darn, they broke Shepard.

Well, considering he's either dead or indoctrinated...>.>

 

[RJ 17]

I love how Kratos is all happy and cheerful as he enthusiastically encourages her to KILL EVERYONE. 0.0

 

[Vault101]

poor shepard

for second I was expecting the usual

"killing her will solve nothing"

"if thats what needs to be done, then mabye"

"KILL THE *****!!!!"

but that....made so much sense

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Looks like people are still upset over the ME3 ending. Thought that had passed over finally. Guess not. It was funny up until that point for me.

 

[David Bjur]

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

 

[maninahat]

I think the punch line would work better if it had been a more vague, "It makes no real difference in the end". This feels like its explaining the joke too much. When Mass Effect 3 is on the front page of gaming news for an entire goddamn month, you can afford to keep the allusions subtle.

 

[anthony87]

Looks like people are still upset over the ME3 ending. Thought that had passed over finally. Guess not. It was funny up until that point for me.

Well then I sincerely hope that at some point in your future you learn to lighten up. It's over and done with, now we're at the stage where we can all have a laugh about it.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

How about we just kill Larry and have Kirby eat his corpse? Everybody wins... well... except Shepard, but there's not enough Prozac in the universe to make him feel better.

 

[Fasckira]

In the immortal words of Sheldon....

"Bazinga."

FYI, we totally need some Critical Miss merch.

 

[Evilsanta]

Kratos sure looks upbeat when he suggests that Erin should kill everybody.

Poor Shepard, Someone give Shepard a hug!