Crafty Beluga Whale Bagged Speaking Like a Human

Mike Kayatta

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Crafty Beluga Whale Bagged Speaking Like a Human


One rambunctious white whale youngster has been caught on tape making fun of our species.

Some scientific discoveries come from years of research, millions of dollars in federal grants, and armies of unpaid students clamoring after a doctorate. Others stem from a poignant moment of eureka, like Newton and his apple, Tesla and his walking stick, and more recently, a diver at the National Marine Mammal Foundation in California whose words of discovery will soon join the annuls of history: "Who told me to get out of the pool?"

After what was likely a quick round of apathetic shrugging and "wasn't me"ing, Foundation research scientists soon pinpointed the actual culprit, a nine-year-old beluga whale named NOC. Now, it's unlikely that NOC actually had the nerve to tell the man to get the hell out of his tank--though you never know--but what is certain is that the creature was producing strange sounds, multiple octaves below normal. After a little encouragement and a lot of water-proof recording devices, the team was able to catch more of these outbursts on tape, and confirmed that NOC was, in fact, mimicking human pitch and vocal patterns. You can hear the impersonation in the video above.

Now, beluga whales have widely been regarded as the "canaries of the sea," and while it may come as a surprise to those an optometrist appointment or two behind, it's not because of their looks. Belugas have a long history of making interesting chirps and tweets, but aside from mere anecdotal evidence, this is the first time anyone has been able to catch one specifically trying to sound human.

Making things even more interesting is how belugas produce these noises - apparently, it's not easy. Reaching the low-frequency tones of those weird, two-legged fish dispensers always circling his tank required NOC to rapidly change the pressure in his nasal cavity, and overinflate the vestibular sac in his blowhole. Yikes.

While the weight of this discovery probably chalks up to little more than proof that one more member of the animal kingdom is going out of its way to make fun of us, it's pretty interesting nonetheless. Now if we could just learn to under-inflate the vestibular sac in our own blowholes, we could throw a zinger or two back their way, the bullies.

Source: BBC [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20026938#FBM137660]



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Trucken

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Stalydan said:
And it said what exactly?
It's probably for the best that we don't know, since it was obviously something so mean that it would make the entire human race start cutting themselves while listening to Linkin Park.

Mean, mean Beluga whale.
 

Eppy (Bored)

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Million-Dollar Mike! =D

They are smart, I'll give them that. It's just one more piece of evidence pointing to the eventuality of Star Trek IV: Whales are actually super-intelligent and will one day save the world. And beluga whales are just adorable on top of that, so it's a plus!

And he's perfectly justified in being irritated, I think. Some jerk was in his tank.
 

lRookiel

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Sounds like it has some serious mental issues or something.

I'm a horrible person.....
 

Impluse_101

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Still a better singer than Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black if I do say so myself. So this is good sign that better times are ahead.
 

Guffe

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So...
Douglas Adams was correct about dolphins trying to warn us about the ends of the world??!!
o_O
 

Scarim Coral

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The beginining sound like "dododododo...." but I can't make out the last part of it. It kind of sound like British like for some reason to me.
 

blackrave

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So it has begun
The first sign of imminent human-beluga war :(
I hoped prophecies was result of someone eating too much led, but apparently they were real
So guys it is time to gather weapons, ammo and train our young in aquatic guerrilla warfare
They'll need these skills in 10-15years
 

Mike Kayatta

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Scarim Coral said:
The beginining sound like "dododododo...." but I can't make out the last part of it. It kind of sound like British like for some reason to me.
Maybe it was actually "trolololo"
 

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blackrave said:
So it has begun
The first sign of imminent human-beluga war :(
I hoped prophecies was result of someone eating too much led, but apparently they were real
So guys it is time to gather weapons, ammo and train our young in aquatic guerrilla warfare
They'll need these skills in 10-15years
I'm suddenly imagining the speech in Planet of the Apes, the one where the first one to talk said "No" to his masters.