Xbone Week #4

[The Wooster]

Xbone Week #4

You aren't fooling anyone.

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[JokerboyJordan]

Ahhh trying to appear hip to appeal to the very demographic they're alienating (pun intended).

You stay classy Microsoft.

 

[Renegade-pizza]

The voice I heard in my head, while reading the exects' dialogue will haunt my dreams forever

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, did she ever get together with the praying mantis guy?

 

[Colonel Mustard]

I refuse to believe I'm the only person who read the executives' dialogue in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

 

[DocZombie]

I refuse to believe I'm the only person who read the executives' dialogue in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Actually, I was thinking of Lur, given the human-eating angle, but they're pretty much the same!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and it won't work for anyone else.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

I refuse to believe I'm the only person who read the executives' dialogue in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Actually, I was thinking of Lur, given the human-eating angle, but they're pretty much the same!

Come to think of it, he does kind of look like Lur...

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and we won't work for anyone else.

Wait, you work for David Cameron and you refuse to work for anyone else? What kind of monster are you?!

 

[SonicWaffle]

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and we won't work for anyone else.

Worked for Boris, if by commonfolk you mean tramps.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I refuse to believe I'm the only person who read the executives' dialogue in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Actually, I was thinking of Lur, given the human-eating angle, but they're pretty much the same!

Come to think of it, he does kind of look like Lur...

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and we won't work for anyone else.

Wait, you work for David Cameron and you refuse to work for anyone else? What kind of monster are you?!

Typo? What typo?

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and we won't work for anyone else.

Worked for Boris, if by commonfolk you mean tramps.

Them too.

 

[Lieju]

Can't say I really paid attention to that.
How do you think they should have dressed, then?

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and we won't work for anyone else.

Worked for Boris, if by commonfolk you mean tramps.

Where do you live where tramps look like Boris?
I mean, if they did, I might feel a bit bad for killing them and sucking their souls.

 

[Evil Smurf]

They should dress up as devils for E3. It be a change of pace.

 

[doggy go 7]

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and it won't work for anyone else.

I laughed. That is all.

Oh Microsoft, stuck way to far up your own arse to know what good PR looks like, but not far enough to forget that exists. That's what leads to the Xbone.

 

[Farther than stars]

They can hide all they want... they're still suits. And that is a reality which is far worse than any baby-eating space aliens.

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

The voice I heard in my head, while reading the exects' dialogue will haunt my dreams forever

I read it imagining the voice of H.G. Blob from Futurama.

 

[Farther than stars]

'If we take off our ties and roll up our sleeves, we look just like the commonfolk.'

It didn't work for David Cameron and we won't work for anyone else.

Worked for Boris, if by commonfolk you mean tramps.

No, just 'no'. People like Boris because he's so much of an oaf that he can mask his horrible policies with his persona. They don't like him because of the way he dresses.

They should dress up as devils for E3. It be a change of pace.

Yeah, being honest to consumers would be a good start to erasing that devilish image. Besides, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?

 

[CrimsonBlack]

Am I the only one who isn't really bothered by what they're wearing?

I wear business casual to work all the time. It's smart but... casual. Requires a small degree of ironing skills to get a shirt smoothed, starched and creased, too.

 

[Cloake]

Am I the only one who isn't really bothered by what they're wearing?

No, I agree with you. No one is disputing the fact that the conference was a colossal failure, but picking on the presenters' attire seems a bit nitpicky and beside the point.

 

[lralowicz]

I refuse to believe I'm the only person who read the executives' dialogue in the voice of Morbo from Futurama.

Actually, I was thinking of Lur, given the human-eating angle, but they're pretty much the same!

Especially that they are voiced by the same guy...