Removing One's Rocks
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For the record, that book (50 Shades of Gray, and yes, I know that the title is something else, but let's be honest as to what it's referring to) is terrible. Like the original work the fanfic was based on (Twilight), it teaches extremely dangerous practices in a D/s relationship to the point that a sizable part of the BDSM community has read it to teach newcomers what not to do that they may have in mind.
And, uhh, obligatory, I don't eat ice cream when I watch porn or a porn derivative (such as a proper visual novel). You need both hands free... to work the keyboard and mouse.
Classy...
And, uhh, obligatory, I don't eat ice cream when I watch porn or a porn derivative (such as a proper visual novel). You need both hands free... to work the keyboard and mouse.
Classy...
*Ties you to a St. Andrews Cross face first and whips you fifty times for each pun with a barbed wire flogger*DVS BSTrD said:
Mistress Gentleman does not tolerate puns!
I have never understood the appeal of "romance" novels/visual novels/lenghty films with porn in them. To me, its going through tedious and laughingly terrible plot with a halfboner at best. Then once the "steamy" scenes happen, even if they are well made I've just lost interest by then.
I guess im more into instant gratification when it comes to porn.
I guess im more into instant gratification when it comes to porn.
Yeah, don't bite your lip, talk about your inner goddess or refer to your genitals as "down there".vun said:
Would you be horrified if I told you I saw a dude hiding his face in a bus, reading 50 Shades of Grey?Piorn said:
OT: Heh. Heh heh. Erin's expression is priceless.
I thought 50 Shades had it's primary market with older women, hence the term "mummy porn", which was quite upsetting when I discovered it didn't involve a man covered in bandages punishing the naughty ladies who broke into his tomb.
Are middle-aged mothers incapable of sustaining normal human relationships, according to this comic?
Are middle-aged mothers incapable of sustaining normal human relationships, according to this comic?
I've seen this argument a lot, but I rarely see it applied to other things.The Gentleman said:
Not a lot of people kick a fuss over video games manshooters and how they give unrealistic depictions of what it's like to be in a war, or even use a gun.
Or that racing game's encourage people to drive haphazardly.
The book wasn't meant to be a how-to guide on BDSM. It's a work of fiction about some messed up people doing stupid things (with a ridiculous premise). It's meant to entertain, to titillate, not educate. And why should it? Not everything needs to be about that.
I've never read the thing myself, the eye-roll worthy anecdotes from my partners read-through were more than enough for me. It just seems this is a rather unfair standard because it has to do with sex.
