SugarDVD Will Blast Porn on SteamOS

Andy Chalk

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SugarDVD Will Blast Porn on SteamOS


The good folks at SugarDVD have confirmed that their streaming porn app will be developed for SteamOS.

Well that sure didn't take long. A little more than 48 hours after Valve unveiled SteamOS [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/128065-Valve-Reveals-SteamOS] to the world, SugarDVD has unveiled plans for a SteamOS version of its streaming adult entertainment service - porn, in other words. Steamy!

"Our apps have had no problem reaching gamers through Xbox and Playstation, and so far, the gaming community loves our apps," said SugarDVD CEO Jax Smith. "It'd be foolish not to develop for Valve's new venture."

For those who aren't familiar with it, SugarDVD is akin to Netflix, except that it's all porn, all the time. The service offers unlimited streaming, full DVD rentals and sales, and even "pay per minute," when all you need is a minute. It's already available for PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii U, Roku, iPad and Android devices, and is also in development for the Xbox One and PlayStation 4.

"We love the gaming community," SugarDVD rep Rebecca Bolen said. "Gamers can make or break new technology, so we're excited to get started developing our adult app for Valve's promising new devices."

"Any device that has easily-accessible adult content on it will be more popular than one that doesn't," she added.

You can't really argue with that. Porn is big business, after all, and SugarDVD's cross-platform ubiquity would suggest that the company has found itself a reliably lucrative niche. And for all the dismissive pointing and laughing people do, we all know that an awful lot of them are going to download it - just out of casual curiosity, of course.

SugarDVD says work on its SteamOS app will begin as soon as the OS is made available to developers. To find out more, you'll have to do some Googling on your own, because no way am I linking to any of it.


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Lunar Templar

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Knowing about SugarDVD already, I wasn't sure I wanted to know what they "blasted" SteamOS with.
oh, you already know what they blasted them with .....
 

-Dragmire-

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Well, if there's one industry willing to instantly jump on board with new technology...
 

KaZuYa

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The porn industry decided the blueray vs HDD battle, maybe it will decide the next console war =p
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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Of course they love the gaming community. To them, we're all lonely people who crave the touch of another human being. Porn is actually bad for your mental health. Not masturbation, mind you. Porn specifically. There's even a documentary about it on YouTube (your brain on porn) and more than a few very insightful studies linking depression with the use of porn.
 

GAunderrated

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MinionJoe said:
That is some scarey fast market response there...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo[/youtube]

Pretty much sums up the majority of internet use. :)
 

Eri

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Lunar Templar said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Knowing about SugarDVD already, I wasn't sure I wanted to know what they "blasted" SteamOS with.
oh, you already know what they blasted them with .....
Some jizzy hot syrup?

 

Snotnarok

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Sounds awesome......an awesome business venture to create controller cases for such a services customers, don't want anything gunking up the controller for guests to find now do we?