True Evil

[The Wooster]

True Evil

They are awfully shiny.

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[Canadamus Prime]

I always knew cats were evil.

 

[Tentaquil]

He will join us or die my meowster

I find your lack of fur disturbing

 

[StormShaun]

I always knew cats were evil.

... we shall not tell Fappy or Tizzy about this.
They would choke us to death as well. >.>

But would the Jedi be dogs then ... honestly I think Jedi in animal form would be the ferret.

 

[snekadid]

I always knew cats were evil.

... we shall not tell Fappy or Tizzy about this.
They would choke us to death as well. >.>

But would the Jedi be dogs then ... honestly I think Jedi in animal form would be the ferret.

The jedi embrace no emotions, thus the jedi are the bored owl.

Edit: it took me a second read to realize that the cat isn't force choking the guy, the sith is. He is just telling the cat not to play with his lightsaber, which is still funny but force choking cats would of been a great punchline.

 

[RJ 17]

I always knew my mom's pet cat was a Sith Lord...always trying to Force Choke me in my sleep.

Wait, that was just it insisting on curling up on part of my face...

Still, cats definitely do fit the profile.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I always knew cats were evil.

... we shall not tell Fappy or Tizzy about this.
They would choke us to death as well. >.>

But would the Jedi be dogs then ... honestly I think Jedi in animal form would be the ferret.

Yes, unleash the Jedi dogs. Woof.

 

[Erttheking]

The sad thing is that something like this has actually happened before. I give you...Dex-Starr. A Red Lantern...and a fucking cat.

http://greenlantern.wikia.com/wiki/Dex-Starr

 

[Daystar Clarion]

So it begins...

We must gather the Council immediately, Master Doge will want to hear of this.

 

[DTWolfwood]

i can say without a shadow of a doubt Cats with the force would be most terrifying.

 

[Miyenne]

Yup, my cat's already as evil as a Sith Lord. I love him to death, but damn is he an asshole.

 

[iniudan]

So it begins...

Spoiler

We must gather the Council immediately, Master Doge will want to hear of this.

Look more like a Jawa then a Jedi to me. Must be the eyes.

 

[FightingFurball]

Cats would be Sith, we all know this. Just look at her:

But Quokkas would be Jedis because, how could something like this ever be evil:

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

And yet the Cathar have to be unlocked to be Sith...
Still better than a lot of the Darth names I've seen.
My cat makes ample use of Force Scream and Force Persuade.

 

[Jinjer]

He will join us or die my meowster

I find your lack of fur disturbing

Everything is proceeding as I have furseen

 

[Malbourne]

I gotta say, the expanded universe is starting to seem more worth looking into now.

 

[Something Amyss]

Cats are cruel, murderous, and adorable.

But would the Jedi be dogs then ...

Well, a lot of things would have been better if Anakin had been spayed or neutered....

 

[ltmarcos]

Cats are cruel, murderous, and adorable.

But would the Jedi be dogs then ...

Well, a lot of things would have been better if Anakin had been spayed or neutered....

True except then we would not have the wonderful Original Trilogy

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Good, good... Let the hate flow through you... Nyaa...

Soon, you will become one with the dark side and together we shall rule the galaxy. Nyaa...

But first, num-nums...

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Don't start giving Bioware ideas for The Old Republic now. They might just see this as a way to compete with WOWs pet system