Reliable Source: Boobs, Gabe Newell, and Boobs

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Reliable Source: Boobs, Gabe Newell, and Boobs

This week on Reliable Source: Boobs, Gabe Newell, and Boobs

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[Monshroud]

Awesome set of 'news' stories this week.

I think maybe Gabe's Mom needs to take away deserts until Episode 3 is finished as well.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Sorry, I thought the article was about Gabe Newell's boobs.

I thought PETA was the only advocacy group that attacked people with chainsaws?

 

[Grayjack]

I must be living under a rock, because I've never seen Reliable Source on The Escapist before. Anyways, good read.

 

[Rawflcakes]

Trying to stop violence. yeah right... Coming at people with chainsaws is not violent?

 

[shMerker]

Rawflcakes I think you have lessons to learn about irony and satire. Not everything everyone says is supposed to be taken at face value. If you understand that then I have another suggestion: explaining a joke does not make it funnier. Quite the opposite in fact.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Brilliant work Seth Look forward to next weeks.

 

[DJ Lord Destructocon]

This is an amazing article by the way. Thank you Mrs. Newell for shedding some light on the Episode 3 situation.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Is this a new segment? Because it's awesome. Keep 'em coming Wilson!

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Ohhhhh Yoko.

 

[dekkarax]

Wait a second, I smell tomfoolery!
That tie has been photoshopped in hasn't it?

Great satire.

 

[Fightgarr]

you forgot to mention that, due to Yoko Ono's involvement with Harmonix, they've added to the track list, the Barenaked Ladies' "Be My Yoko Ono", if only to mock her. They've also agreed to release Beatles Rock Band as an abstract disc rather than a concrete one.

Also, I like boobs, so I read this.

 

[samsonguy920]

I see a connection! Bobby steals Gabe's cookies, getting fat and blaming his obesity on videogames which causes antiviolence people to take chainsaws to developers that are being plagued by Yoko Ono's fairytale creatures, with boobs.
So it's Bobby's boobs that are to blame for Episode 3 not coming out yet! Case solved!

 

[Gerazzi]

His mother... is she missing a few brain cells or joking around?
Nonetheless, I found this issue hilarious and informing.

 

[True Nero]

1: OF COURSE BOOBS SELL!! anyone who says that they don't already has them.
2: she needs ground him for god's sake
3: hmmm, not moving and eating foods that are more preservatives than anything leading to obesity?? NOOOOOO....
4: the only way to end someone's violence is with your own.
and 5: yoko needs to just.... just stop... go find the nearest street, and jump infront of the next truck that comes you way...

great stuff man, keep it up!

 

[zoozilla]

Nice. Kind of like the Onion...with games!

And boobs!

 

[BloodyOne]

This made my day... Especially with the sudden resurgence of Evony ads.

 

[bob-2000]

Great article, very funny. Keep it up!

 

[Lost In The Void]

Oh wonderful satire how I have missed you. Continue with the great work.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Hey, Seth: Do you really have a giant tie like that? Love your work, look forward to the next one.