Tracers - Parkour: The Movie
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Having never really seen Taylor Lautner act, I always assumed that he was good at romantic scenes solely because he was in Twilight. Why would you cast him as a romantic lead if he can't act? Are hunky teen actors that hard to lure away from CW?
Ah well, I've got no problem fast-forwarding through bad acting to watch somebody run up the side of a building.
Ah well, I've got no problem fast-forwarding through bad acting to watch somebody run up the side of a building.
Hey Marter, a slight correction is warranted. Lautner headlined a film called Abduction in 2011. Granted, critical buzz says it was forgettable, but he has done something outside of Twilight and this. Otherwise, you do solid work.
You do seem to be reviewing a hell of a lot of 2-3 star uninspiring crap to kick off this new gig. :/
Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed you're able to find 2 pages worth of stuff to say about them consistently, but I sure hope you get to flex your critic muscles on something a bit more meaty soon, either good or interestingly/hilariously terrible. Even Adam Sandler can't step up to the plate in that regard right now it would seem.
Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed you're able to find 2 pages worth of stuff to say about them consistently, but I sure hope you get to flex your critic muscles on something a bit more meaty soon, either good or interestingly/hilariously terrible. Even Adam Sandler can't step up to the plate in that regard right now it would seem.
2015 has sucked so far. When one of the five best movies I've seen this year -- and I've seen, now, 56 movies that have either been released or will be released in 2015 -- is one I rated 6/10, that's a problem.NinjaDeathSlap said:
I'm really looking forward to Ex Machina next month. Really, really looking forward to Ex Machina.
I'm either getting old or movies are usually fairly shit with a few diamonds and maybe-diamonds in-between the shit times. Thinking back I may have had a handful of years of the 35 (well 32-33 I'm somewhat conscious of) I've lived so far that actually had more than one or two great movies in them.
I hardly see movies in the theater anymore, unless something looks worth paying near $20 to see once (and that doesn't include popcorn or drinks) in a theater full of 60-80% assholes (yeah I don't like people much), I don't go out of my way to see it.
I hardly see movies in the theater anymore, unless something looks worth paying near $20 to see once (and that doesn't include popcorn or drinks) in a theater full of 60-80% assholes (yeah I don't like people much), I don't go out of my way to see it.
January to March are the months where studios put the movies they don't expect to amount to much. We have Age of Ultron to look forward to this year at least.Marter said:
Other than the inclusion of the "word" "beau," this was a pretty good review. As a big parkour fan, I'll probably just watch a 'best of' on Youtube or something.
Please tell me the film tries to explain at least partially how a bike carrier can suddenly develop the skills required to parkour in the duration of what I imagine is probably a week or two at best...
Also Marter, do you plan to always do written reviews or will you move to video reviews eventually? *is kinda lazy and doesn't want to have to read everything*
Also Marter, do you plan to always do written reviews or will you move to video reviews eventually? *is kinda lazy and doesn't want to have to read everything*
Not really up to me. Right now, all that's planned is written.Demagogue said:Please tell me the film tries to explain at least partially how a bike carrier can suddenly develop the skills required to parkour in the duration of what I imagine is probably a week or two at best...He training montages his way to super parkour skills!
Also Marter, do you plan to always do written reviews or will you move to video reviews eventually? *is kinda lazy and doesn't want to have to read everything*
