Kneel Before Space Peanut! Video of Funky Asteroid's Flyby

PatrickJS

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Kneel Before Space Peanut! Video of Funky Asteroid's Flyby



The peanut shaped asteroid known as 1999 JD6 was captured on video by NASA recently, as it swung close by Earth just last week.

Somewhere, in the deeps of space, is a peanut the size of an aircraft carrier with our name on it.

Formally known as 1999-JD6, the "space peanut" was caught on camera by NASA [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/141587-Pluto-Probe-New-Horizons-Beams-Back-Close-Up-Shots-of-Dwarf-Planet-and-Its-Moons-but-Neil-DeGrasse-Tyson-Isnt-Impressed] as it passed close by Earth on July 25th. At its closest, it was just 3.5 million miles away.

That may seem like a safe distance to you, but in space, a few million miles is peanuts.


The seemingly strange shape is not an especially unique form for asteroids. NASA scientists say the "lobed" shape often results from collisions - either two smaller, spherical bodies colliding and fusing, or a larger asteroid losing a chunk in a crash.

In all seriousness, the barbell-shaped asteroid and the thousands more just like it [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/141317-Gallery-of-Bright-Spots-on-Dwarf-Planet-Ceres-Remain-a-Mystery] in our neighborhood, pose little threat to us. NASA's "Near Earth Objects" project keeps good track of every threateningly large chunk of space rock that might end up on a collision couse with Earth. In the event of a looming disaster, Bruce Willis will be immediately fired into space, and there are also several plans in place to actually keep us safe.

Source: JPL.NASA.gov [http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=4675]

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Neurotic Void Melody

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No, this cannot be. *flips through old parchments hastily* No no no, this is far too soon! The glyphs...I...I must have made an error in translation. The prophecy, it cannot surely be?! Everyone...prepare as many peanuts as you can muster, i don't care how, you swipe them out a monkeys paw if you have to! We have a lot of trouble coming our way and by jove are we unprepared and outnutted.
*Drops parchments to floor, takes out extra large size, special glazed, honey roasted peanuts and utilises their essence to create a protective circle around body*
I suggest you all do the same once you have found your loved ones. Things may get a little crunchy...
 

FalloutJack

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Space Peanut?

"I will never blink!"

Still, I suppose this forever defeats the 'soft asteroid' theory. If asteroids were inherently a loose conglomerate of materials pushed gently together by weaker forces and not one solid object, this would not be possible. It's not just a solid rocky object in space. It's a weirdly-shaped one.