"Slasher Icons Re-Imagined as Sexy Pin-ups" Are Terrifying, Yet Titillating

JaredJones

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"Slasher Icons Re-Imagined as Sexy Pin-ups" Are Terrifying, Yet Titillating



That Krueger, so hot right now.

Now that we've settled once and for all what is the greatest (or at least most successful) horror film franchise [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/142676-What-is-The-Best-Horror-Franchise-of-All-Time] of all time, you're probably left wondering only one thing, "Yeah, but what would Jason Voorhees look like in a speedo?"

What's that? You weren't wondering that at all, and in fact think that the mere suggestion of such an image is enough to make you vomit? Well too bad, buster boy!!

That's because London-based artist [https://www.facebook.com/karlvonfrankensteinart/photos_stream], though, I will never understand.

Check out "Horror Pin-ups" in the gallery below, then head over to von Frankenstein's FineArtAmerica page [http://fineartamerica.com/profiles/karl-vonfrankenstein.html] to pick one up (you know, if you're into this sort of thing). I've also gone ahead and included Karl's "Monster Mugshots" series as well, to help your brains recover from the childhood-destroying experience I've just bestowed upon you.

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Source: Bloody-Disgusting [http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3364179/slasher-icons-imagined-as-sexy-pin-ups-halloween-treat/]

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JCAll

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It would take DAYS to get Robert Englund into the make up to take that shot.
 

Kevlar Eater

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A little bit of editing on picture #5 would make that character look even gayer (in a homosexual way) than he already does.

I mean, paint the blood white or silver. Then put the Brazzers logo on the side.

Let hilarity ensue.
 

Chester Rabbit

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Hm...not what I expected. I dated a girl once who dressed as sexy Freddy. You know brown booty shorts a red and green sweater ripped in all the right places.
 

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Well, it seems like I've been turned on... in fright... and in slight horniness... I don't know which came first, though...

Other than that, I sure Mr. Depp didn't see this coming... :p