#103: Ride

[The Wooster]

#103: Ride

A bicycle not made for two.

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[Dalisclock]

I'm calling it. VW microbus.

 

[RJ 17]

Elven Aerith's eyes creep me right the fuck out. o.o

 

[gigastar]

I'm calling it. VW microbus.

What? Too much of a stretch to imagine they managed to get thier hands on anything as undignified as a Scooty-Puff Junior?

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Now THIS is a proper cliffhanger! :O

Bet it won't be a Chocobo, though... :\
Little tricycle?
Old donkey?
Donky Kong?!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Now THIS is a proper cliffhanger! :O

Bet it won't be a Chocobo, though... :\
Little tricycle?
Old donkey?
Donky Kong?!

I'm calling it. VW microbus.

Great news!

Spoiler: It's none of those because

 

[lacktheknack]

It's... It's Mara, isn't it?

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Reliant Robin. I'm calling it now.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Well, it seems Erin is getting along with the party healer, so that's good.

As for their "chariot", will it be something like two robot ladies crossing their legs together to make a bike?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/7d/af/597dafd34a558bf6f6ce3441fdadac16.jpg

 

[09philj]

Reliant Robin. I'm calling it now.

No, Austin Allegro. Much worse.

 

[Jacked Assassin]

I'm going to be positive despite being wrong & say that its an AMC Gremlin Pacer.

 

[SweetShark]

We need the Chariot Mara use from Shin Megami Sensei games.
Mara will be the driver. The others will to the horses.
Nyeheheheheeeeeeee.

 

[The Great JT]

I'm going to guess it's either a sensible four-door sedan or a gimp rickshaw.

 

[Solkard]

The fact you wouldn't move up for a girl hardly wearing anything makes me question this wannabe Cloud's character.
I'm no pervert, but if a girl I thought was good looking asked if she could hitch a ride with me- well, I would be crazy to refuse.

Unless I already have someone on the bike with me ...
Who's my girlfriend or something ...
and giving me the death stare for even considering ...


... Luckily i'm single so

Maybe they're not into girls?

 

[Alleged_Alec]

Surprised no one called it being the Pussy Wagon yet.

 

[Aerosteam]

Well, the obvious choice would be a Chocobo-thing. But I really want it to be-

It's... It's Mara, isn't it?

A giant dick on a chariot, yeah.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Well, it seems Erin is getting along with the party healer, so that's good.

As for their "chariot", will it be something like two robot ladies crossing their legs together to make a bike?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/7d/af/597dafd34a558bf6f6ce3441fdadac16.jpg

Nah, that ride looks way to metal to be in a game like this.
Also, how the hell did a ride like THAT wind up in FF XIII?!

 

[conmag9]

The fact you wouldn't move up for a girl hardly wearing anything makes me question this wannabe Cloud's character.
I'm no pervert, but if a girl I thought was good looking asked if she could hitch a ride with me- well, I would be crazy to refuse.

Unless I already have someone on the bike with me ...
Who's my girlfriend or something ...
and giving me the death stare for even considering ...


... Luckily i'm single so

He's not allowed to begin to be sympathetic just yet. Slight slips of human decency are only made possible for emo protagonists in Act 2, whereas we're still in the Prologue.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

Part of me is surprised Erin didn't dropkick him off and swipe the bike for herself.

Now what could our mystery vehicle be? The tiny, pink bike from one of the Mercenaries games? A katamari? A slow, ugly, first-tier mount with a sign that says "Gee, aren't those other mounts in the CASH SHOP sooo much nicer than this one?" stapled to its face?