Virtual Reality Porn, Via Room Service, is Coming to Las Vegas Hotels

[Lizzy Finnegan]

Virtual Reality Porn, Via Room Service, is Coming to Las Vegas Hotels

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VR Bangers teams up with AuraVisor to bring VR porn to your hotel room.

VR Bangers, a virtual reality porn company, has announced a partnership with headset manufacturer AuraVisor, in an effort to offer a headset preloaded with pornography in hotel rooms. Finally.

The launch will be in none other than Las Vegas, where hotel-goers can pay $20 for "ultra-realistic, immersive porn" via the "VR Bangers Hotel Experience." The Experience is being introduced at a small number of Las Vegas hotels before expanding across the country, IBT reports [http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/virtual-reality-porn-hits-hotels-vr-bangers-auravisor-supply-las-vegas-venues-1555617], and comes with options for both male and female computer-simulated companions.

"You will then choose a girl or guy of your choice, and see your hotel room replicated in the VR headset, making the experience much more realistic," VR Bangers explained. "Next you will hear a knock on the door (in the virtual reality world), and the girl or guy will come into your room in order to enjoy an erotic or sex experience with the viewer."

"While the appeal of virtual reality in gaming and movie watching is obvious, the potential for revolutionizing the porn industry is even more exciting. The true number is not known, but most studies suggest that around 30 percent of web traffic is adult content," VR Bangers said. "Despite this, the porn industry has remained stagnant for years, and many consumers have become bored by conventional porn. VR porn looks set to shake up this stagnant yet huge market, and VR Bangers and AuraVisor are well placed to benefit from the growing adoption of VR technology."

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[Pirate Of PC Master race]

Well, duh. This should've been the first idea suggested to be integrated into VR.

I am surprised that it took this long.

That being said, without sensual feedback, this will be nothing more than a novelty porn.
Very expensive one, I may add.

 

[Jadak]

That being said, without sensual feedback, this will be nothing more than a novelty porn.
Very expensive one, I may add.

Easily solved, you just take people from other rooms and once the headsets are on, guide them to eachother, mix and match so the experiences line up with the VR simulation.

 

[Cowabungaa]

When the porn industry picked up VCR instead of Betamax, VCR became dominant even though it was arguably the lesser medium.

Now porn is picking up VR.

...

The VR age is upon us!

 

[Parasondox]

And... it begins.

I really hope they clean those things after each use like they clean hotel rooms... eewwwwwwww. Good luck to who ever wants to try this.

Well, duh. This should've been the first idea suggested to be integrated into VR.

I am surprised that it took this long.

They did. Here is a never before seen, sneak peek, glory hole transcript of the meeting in question.

Developer: So this new VR system can be used...

Board member: Can I view porn on it?

Developer: errr by connecting to the net, sure.

BM: Deal!!

D: But its main focus is gaming and...

BM: Like sex games for our customers? You know, like when they finish their business and want a little side fun to get them into round 2?

D: Round 2?

BM: Yeah! Like imagine I have just finished off with my online hentai tentacle lizard hybrid hotty after I inserted my *beep* into her *beep* and then she use *beep beep* with *beep*, choking him as their bow and arrow goes into my *seriously these are some fucked up beeps here*. All before using the safe word Paula Abdul. Will I then have a moment to play a little side game and then get back to my round two fun with my hentai hybrid and her mom?

D: (silence)

BM: Cat has your tongue? Can this VR do that too? And can I get my tongue into a certain cat? Human kind. If you know what I mean, wink wink!!

D: ... If we added a few more software codes, yes.

BM: See, that's all I wanted to know. You see Jimmy...

D: My names Sebastian.

BM: Don't interrupt. You see, you need to understand that porn has changed the world for the better. It's the only true and meaningful passtime and money make that gets us away from our sad pathetic reality of going to work, paying bills, getting ripped off, getting into debt, having my son being a disappointment and a daughter who can barely look at me but is happy to take my credit card for her weekend trip to who knows where and all while my wife cheats on me with the pool boy, Jes?s. And NO shes not a born again Christian screaming Jesus' name from the top of her lungs telling him to come onto, and fill her with his holy spirit, while on her knees worshipping him. NO SON!! NO SECOND COMING IN MY HOUSE, I TELL YA!!

*stops and clears throat*

BM: Point is, you may want this device to be focused on games and a new virtual world but sooner or later the every day guy will just get bored of it. And do you know what many people do when they are bored?

D: ...play video games?

BM: They jerk off. They flick the bean. Porn will be there for them every damn time. VR porn in hotel rooms is what we want. No more being busted by cops for bringing in the drunk, maybe underaged, hooker into your hotel room. We can do that virtually with no consequences. No law breaking, just premium spreading for the most extreme shit. You know how much you can make from those who like feet and furries? That's a fucking Alaskan gold mined.

D: I just wanted to create this for harmless fun. To expand human development and...

BM: ...and you will be doing that. All great ideas are thought of during the 5 seconds after you have an orgasm. How do you think Salad Cream was invented?

D: please just stop, okay. I'll accept the deal. I just... I just want to forget this conversation. The very scary detailed parts.

BM: Oh, relax. At least you aren't the poor sap who has to write all this down in great detail and maybe with a few beeps, to a gaming/nerd site beginning with an "E".

 

[Kenjitsuka]

""Despite this, the porn industry has remained stagnant for years,"

FINALLY someone who says it as it is!
This means that 1/3rd of the Internet is in a bad place, people!!!
The entire thing is now at risk!

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

That being said, without sensual feedback, this will be nothing more than a novelty porn.
Very expensive one, I may add.

Easily solved, you just take people from other rooms and once the headsets are on, guide them to eachother, mix and match so the experiences line up with the VR simulation.

I was thinking more on the hardware where you stick your junk in it, but I like your style. Now only if we could solve the whole pregnancy problem...

""Despite this, the porn industry has remained stagnant for years,"

FINALLY someone who says it as it is!
This means that 1/3rd of the Internet is in a bad place, people!!!
The entire thing is now at risk!

Well, the non-porn part of the internet has been growing steadly. I think it is the sign of the end times.

 

[Pyrian]

Very expensive one, I may add.

I don't think $20 can be considered "very expensive". Sure, it's definitely more expensive than "free", but it's not a lot of money. After all, in Vegas, they're definitely competing with the possibility of having a real woman sent up...

 

[Dornedas]

Very expensive one, I may add.

I don't think $20 can be considered "very expensive". Sure, it's definitely more expensive than "free", but it's not a lot of money. After all, in Vegas, they're definitely competing with the possibility of having a real woman sent up...

But who would want a real 3D woman when you can have a superior 2D Waifu?

 

[The Philistine]

So now you can see your 2D waifu in 3D? Guess that takes visual novels to a whole new level.

 

[Gatlank]

I was thinking more on the hardware where you stick your junk in it, but I like your style.

Well there's a "piece of hardware" for sale you could use but is quite expensive.

 

[Solkard]

I was thinking more on the hardware where you stick your junk in it, but I like your style.

Well there's a "piece of hardware" for sale you could use but is quite expensive.

So this could become an actual thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

I was thinking more on the hardware where you stick your junk in it, but I like your style.

Well there's a "piece of hardware" for sale you could use but is quite expensive.

Not true. You wouldn't compare your console(or PC, if that's what you are into) to mere DVD player, would you?

The point of my hypothetical device is all about interactive experience. To provide elevated level of immersion compare to simple porns. The purpose of this device is to provide immersive experience, opposed to best experience.(Like ones we have now)

Very expensive one, I may add.

I don't think $20 can be considered "very expensive". Sure, it's definitely more expensive than "free", but it's not a lot of money. After all, in Vegas, they're definitely competing with the possibility of having a real woman sent up...

No sensual feedback means it is nothing more than novelty porn. And considering that 70% of the internet is porn(and many of them are free)...

No, you really have to sell it to make someone pay 20 buckroo when you could get it for free.
(and I think that someone is really wasting their talent, if someone can do that)

 

[K12]

... just out of interest did anyone else feel guilty for instantly recognising the star in the photo?

 

[Gatlank]

I was thinking more on the hardware where you stick your junk in it, but I like your style.

Well there's a "piece of hardware" for sale you could use but is quite expensive.

So this could become an actual thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk

Why not? There are already more detailed fleshlights out there.

Spoiler

http://gelbooru.com/images/9d/9a/9d9a87622b47c55b5dce59a9a3bc3ef1.webm

Some company might skip that step on the onion video and go directly to the sexbot/sexdroid.

 

[enginieri]

It's only a 3D movie seen through vr headsets right? at least it's only that if you use real actors with current technology/limitations, or it's a real 3D scene but entirely cgi/ "cartoonish" graphics. The bandwidth/gpu processing power to get the "real VR" experience is years away, fotunately for the birth rate of developed nations.

 

[enginieri]

Cleaning personal of the Las Vegas Hotels: your life is even more miserable now... I feel for you, better move to Hell's Kitchen or Gotham, it's like heaven in comparison.

 

[marioandsonic]

That...sounds pretty awesome. And $20 sounds like a pretty good deal.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

... just out of interest did anyone else feel guilty for instantly recognising the star in the photo?

You mean Marica Hase? Not at all. There is no shame in recognizing hotness.