8 Celebrities We Would Like to Take Down in Hitman

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8 Celebrities We Would Like to Take Down in Hitman

Which celebrities would you like to see as a Hitman contract?

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[Neurotic Void Melody]

Huh...no political targets today, 47?
Well;

Spoiler: Your targets, if you choose to accept...

Oh and;

Spoiler: If you got the spare time...

Just for good measure, 47;

Spoiler: Try to make it look like an accident if you can, or a suicide pact...

Thanks. Cheery ho!

 

[EHKOS]

Now port the models to Manhunt 2.

 

[bdeamon]

Bill Murry could be cool. I don't hate him or anything, but I think he would be a fun target.

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Wait...no Trum--

Spoiler: Your targets, if you choose to accept...

Takes care of that. Knew I couldn't be the only one.

Not sure I'd put Taylor Swift on this list. While I am a bit annoyed with how she broke up with her last boyfriend--I've had and experience like that as well, where the girl is suddenly in the arms of another guy almost before you can say "Wait, what?" after telling you she needs space--I wouldn't go so far as trying to hunt her down.
Everyone else though? I'll do it for half my regular price.
Oh, and Charlie Sheen. Let's add him to the list.

 

[FalloutJack]

A communication between two parties...

"Agent 47."

47: Speaking.

"I have a target for you, if you think you are capable."

47: Who?

"I assume you are familiar with Control?"

47: Go on.

"Agent 86."

47: You mean...?

"Yes, I vant you to Get Smart!"

[HEADING=3]86 VERSUS 47[/HEADING]​

The Secret Agent Battle of the Century!​

 

[Thurston]

These aren't people I hate, but that could give an interesting voice performance as a target.

William Defoe.
Clancy Brown.
Ron Perlman.
Keith David.
Seth Andrews.
Stephen Colbert (over the top ultra-right-wing demagogue mode)

 

[Odbarc]

If you could stalk Justin Bieber, break into his home and torment, torture and eventually kill him as he plays hide and seek with you, I'd buy whatever system and the game both at full price.

 

[UberPubert]

Hunt down Nicholas Cage as he acts out as characters from his other movies. The climax of his mission has you chasing him into his pyramid, which houses a secret underground bunker full of related film memorabilia.

 

[Darth_Payn]

"Before we begin, let's keep in mind this is all for fun. I am in no way condoning or promoting harm to any of these folks. It's all just fun and games and let's keep it that way!"
Oh, you poor, sweet, naive soul. You have no idea what you just awakened.

Wait...no Trum--

Spoiler: Your targets, if you choose to accept...

Takes care of that. Knew I couldn't be the only one.

That was my first choice too. I would also add Martin Shkreli to the hit list.

 

[ecoho]

Huh...no political targets today, 47?
Well;

Spoiler: Your targets, if you choose to accept...

Oh and;

Spoiler: If you got the spare time...

Just for good measure, 47;

Spoiler: Try to make it look like an accident if you can, or a suicide pact...

Thanks. Cheery ho!

so yeah only guy on that list worth taking out was the north Korean.....

OT: oprah just because you could yell out "you get a bullet! you get a bullet!" every time you fired at hert or her guards and that would just be funny as hell.

 

[C14N]

Wow, that list sucked. Talk about predictable. I can't believe I clicked on a whole 6 of them before ducking out.

 

[Smithnikov_v1legacy]

Milo Yilanopolus. That'd be a "shut up and take my money" scenario.

Micheal Savage, but it would have to be during a broadcast.

Ann Coulter. See Yilanopolus above.

 

[Smithnikov_v1legacy]

Now port the models to Manhunt 2.

Milo with the phone reciever...

Coulter with a toilet cover....