Y'know what? Willy, my friend, I'm hanging with YOU for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
Seriously, though. I'm a big military nerd. I'm in ROTC, I'm hoping to join the military as an officer (maybe get in on one of those psychic training programs,
), and I do know a lot of weaponry. Now, do I play videogames? Yes. Violent ones? Oh, hell yes. But do I think that just playing those constantly will psyche me up for my first fire-fight or ambush?
FUCK NO.
It's just not the same: when you get ambushed in a game, it's a very detached feeling. You have more time to react, since you're tougher than the average human, for some reason, and you've got enough ammo to gun down half a brigade. However, real-life soldiers don't HAVE all that shit. They don't have ten seconds to think to themselves, "Well, THERE'S the enemy. Hey, maybe I could flank'em..." Soldiers have to react instantly. Soldiers can't take half a magazine of 7.62 NATO to the chest and keep moving- that would shred them (and if this were some lame war-movie, probably end with the commander holding their shattered corpse, screaming to the heavens, "WHY~!?" But I digress...) and leave them to bleed out in some horrified medic's arms. They don't carry enough ammunition to wipe out half an army: they carry as much as they CAN carry without restricting their mobility, since the winner in war isn't the one with the most bullets, sometimes: it's the soldier who can run fastest (this is tactically speaking, of course). Our soldiers aren't god-slayers; our men and women are simply courageous people who willingly put themselves on the line for us.
Now, one of my goals in life (say what you will, it'll stay one of my goals) is to be an officer in the military, either the Navy or the Marines- maybe the Army. Ijust feel like it's the next natural step for me- I'm in an NJROTC (currently a platoon commander), I know copious amounts about the military (... Fuck, I just realized that I could probably fit right into the 'modern major general' archetype! Shit...), and I've always wanted to join the military. This feels like the next great step forward for me, y'know? But more than anything else, if I ever step out into a war-zone, I won't dedicate my survival to Bungie or EA- I'll dedicate it to my D.I.'s, and the accounts of so many past soldiers whose wisdom was collected in print for future generations.