Reliable Source: Sex, Drugs and PETA
Marion Cox talks about his casual love affair in Dragon Age.
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Marion Cox talks about his casual love affair in Dragon Age.
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Reliable Source: Sex, Drugs and PETA
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"Sorry, PS3 owners; if you want to be lectured by sophistic game designers, you will have to turn on Metal Gear Solid 4 instead."
Or just watch yet another overblown ODST commercial.
Or just watch yet another overblown ODST commercial.
Molyneux's development cycles are a perfect metaphor for courtship. You get promised the moon and stars, you're all hyped up that you've found the only game you'll ever need, and once you buy it, you find that the promised features were all smoke and mirrors, the developer secretly hates you, and you'll be miserable until you trade in the game and go back to weekend rentals of new products.
While I enjoyed pages 1 and 3 (not so much 4...), I can't help but feel that something is missing from page 2. Maybe I'm just off-the-mark today, but it seemed like it lacked an introduction and direction. It might just be me, though.
I feel your pain. In my RP I just realized the female character I was role playing. An uncharacteristically old but sexy MILF who just had twins with another character in the RP. I just realized we are two grown men role playing a fantasy marriage and relationship. Which because a big Double-u tee eff.
I know what you mean, Alistar made me question my sexuality a bit, he is just so sweet and funny. Though I ended up with Leliana, it's the voice and unintentional ranting.
Dam you I just finished the game the night before last, thus winning back my life, and you are making me want to play it again. *sobs* Guess those game addiction centers could actually come in handy..
Edit: I would be over the moon if my Grandma bought me space invaders socks.
Dam you I just finished the game the night before last, thus winning back my life, and you are making me want to play it again. *sobs* Guess those game addiction centers could actually come in handy..
Edit: I would be over the moon if my Grandma bought me space invaders socks.
No, I got that too; which 8-bit merchandise retailer would this be again? It's like the whole introductory paragraph was omitted or something.Heart of Darkness said:
I loved the last article though. What was it about again? Meh, who cares.
Bunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunny...
Actually, that PETA game idea could be a fun idea if spun a bit differently.
What if we humans were being hunted, but by animals? We don't have to make them like furries, but maybe maybe tweak designs enough so that cute bunnies could hold uzis, deers could wield machetes, and baby seals could club YOU. It could have stealth and action aspects as we hide from our hunters and fight back as we manage to gain and/or improvise our own weaponry.
Or what if we were the cute innocent animals, but in order to fight back against the evil humans hunting us, we go a bit evil ourselves? Like playing a bunny that can go for a grown man's throat, ala Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Killer Rabbit.
What if we humans were being hunted, but by animals? We don't have to make them like furries, but maybe maybe tweak designs enough so that cute bunnies could hold uzis, deers could wield machetes, and baby seals could club YOU. It could have stealth and action aspects as we hide from our hunters and fight back as we manage to gain and/or improvise our own weaponry.
Or what if we were the cute innocent animals, but in order to fight back against the evil humans hunting us, we go a bit evil ourselves? Like playing a bunny that can go for a grown man's throat, ala Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Killer Rabbit.
So I went back to quote that part about how the developer secretly hates you, and low and behold that paragraph disappeared. WTF? I just wanted to thank you for saying something that needed to be said, and a satire column was the perfect place for it.